"We're shooting Boones, it's a song that may or may not be about my DnD character. No confirmation here, but even though it pretty much is, so it's fine. We've uh, this is really cool- well, it's nice up here, but downstairs it's not as nice but like in a good way, it's intent- This place is great, I'm not speaking poorly, it bleh- it's-"
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"Yeah I think just like whatever you can get, and then if you can get some of this shit too, then that's cool."
"Yeah."
"And then-"
"Pow!"
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"It's scary today, uh today we're doing a video for 'Bones.' There arе two versions of Nate in this and we arе kinda Fight Club-ing this out a little bit. Eventually, evil Nate will come out."
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"What happened, it looks like you got beat up."
"I fell down so many stairs, there was like an insane amount, and like right as I hit the bottom, like more stairs opened up and I just kept falling man."
"And they were dirty."
"Uh-huh, they were really dirty stairs too, it was gross, one of 'em punched me in the face..."
"A stair punched you in the face?"
"A stair punched me in the face man, it happens!"
"Is there something you want to tell us, are you being abused?"
"No, there- Yeah, by stairs! They're getting organized, they're getting smart, they have gangs now dude."
"Stair gangs huh?"
"Stair gangs, yeah. Frickin-"
"Stangs."
"Yeah stangs, freakin' Stair 20."
"Mustangs?"
"Watch out."
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"How does it feel to be a prisoner?"
"You know, I thought they'd at least like, clean up before we showed up, but I-" *Laughter in background* "It's mine?"
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"Great take, same thing as before, very uh..."
"It's early. It- it's early"
*Wookie growl*
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"This is the third time. Get that shit outta here!"
"It's a fuckin' joke man?! You know what I've been through? Nothin'! Was raised in the suburbs, had a really good upbringing, parents were really supportive! You don't know me."
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"What?! Dude."
"What are- Are you typing about the video?"
"No, um- I'm getting bubbles off my screen, I got 'em!"
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"You wet the floor."
"Huh?"
"You wet the floor."
"Dude, it's a large problem. Don't- You can't shame me, it's 2018 you can't- no, you can't... Are you shaming me right now?"
"I was just letting you know that you wet the-"
"I'm feeling shamed."
"I was just letting you know that you wet the floor!"
"I feel personally called out. I feel attacked."
"Nah man, I just- just.. Don't hit me."
"Okay, I won't"
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"How you doin'?"
"Pretty good, how are you?"
"All viewers [?] Hi, what's up?"
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"Tight!"
"Fuckin' killed it brah."
"Fuckin' killed it brah!"
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"We're on the last shot, well what is it, like- It's a- It is the last scene, and like two or three parts."
"Well the martini scene-"
"Alright action, Nate."
"Yep there you go, turn around, look at it, and you're gonna like do a wave with your left hand... Okay, I called it... Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for an amazing day, weekend. That is a wrap!"
*Applause*
"Killed it brah, fuckin' killed it brah!"
"That was my line."
"Yeah, fuckin' killed it brah."
"Fuckin' killed it brah."
"This guy fuckin' killed it brah. Turn around so they can see you."
"Fuckin' killed it brah."
"Killed it brah!"
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"Science rules."
"Science rules."
