[Intro: GothamChess]
People are strange when you're a stranger
Places seem different when you're alone
Women are wicked when you're unwanted
Something something something something something something
When you're strange, bum boom
No one remembers your name
[Chorus: Ben Fat L, Angola Vocal Group, & Tyler Larson]
How am I supposed to live in a universe without rap (Ding dong ding)
Every other genre I've hеard like folk and indie rock is crap (You wake up in thе morning)
I can't stand those messy guitars (Ding dong ding)
I need my daily supply of bars (You wake up in the morning)
The government must be behind destroying fire rhymes (Ding dong ding)
I would appreciate if they would stop it, now really isn't the time (You wake up in the morning)
Bro, I just wanna sit at my home and eat chicken and dumpling (Ding dong ding)
Your heart is pumpin'
[Interlude: GothamChess & Angola Vocal Group]
Finally, we get here (Ding dong ding)
Alright, you must be thinking that I pulled a prank on you
Because there is just no way, there is just no way (By the light of the moon, ding dong ding)
Folks, I told you in the intro
I have officially seen it all, I have officially seen it all (Oh lord)
[Verse 1: Ben Fat L & Angola Vocal Group]
Bro, are you kidding me, I'll go to rap.com (Ding dong ding)
And I'll say, "Hi," to every single person's mom (Wake up in the morning)
And then I will proceed to take them to prom (Romance!) (Ding)
And they'll have to be so scared because I will light the bomb, ooh! (Well, if I had a shotgun, oh lord, I'd be dangerous too)
[Verse 2: Nathan Bloodmoney & Angola Vocal Group]
Rap is dead, rap is dead (Ding dong ding)
Rap is dead, gimme head (By the light of the moon, ding dong ding)
I love chess, chess is awesome
Chess is awesome (Oh lord)
[Verse 3: Chesty Danger & Angola Vocal Group]
Rap is chess, take a guess, make a move (Ding dong ding)
Don't you eject, be strategic of, keep on seeking
Don't be a reject or you'll eject, and make the wrong move (Wake up in the morning, ding dong ding)
Woah
Make the wrong move (Well, if I had a shotgun, oh lord)
M-m-make the wrong move (I'd be dangerous too)
[Chorus: Ben Fat L & Angola Vocal Group]
How am I supposed to live in a universe without rap (Ding dong ding)
Every other genre I've heard like folk and indie rock is crap (You wake up in the morning)
I can't stand those messy guitars (Ding dong ding)
I need my daily supply of bars (You wake up in the morning)
[Post-Chorus: Reuben Lane Brooks, Angola Vocal Group & Ben Fat L]
Ding dong ding
And it really don't matter 'bout
Whatchu got going on (And it really, really, really, really don't matter)
You know what I'm saying, look (You wake up in the morning)
One things rap is always been is been real (Ding dong ding)
Whatever you do, you've been able to express it
And keep it real
[Bridge: GothamChess, Nathan Bloodmoney & Angola Vocal Group]
I don't want to say anything (Ding dong ding)
I'm not going to say anything (Skrrt, skrrt)
I am going to hit the forward arrow (Ding)
Until nearly the end of the game (Bang bang, Sosa)
And, and then I will say something (Chess, chess, chess) (Ding)
All I will say before we get to the end of the game is that (Awesome, awesome, awesome)
Black had about a minute at this point
Black did not have a huge amount of time (Gimme head, gimme head, gimme head) (Ding)
But one minute is plenty of time (Brrat, bratt)
Okay? (Skiddly-dahp)
Here we go (Brrap)
I will make noises, though
[Coda: GothamChess, Angola Vocal Group, & Nathan Bloodmoney]
Ah, ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Oh, my, god
Just go here
Oh, my, oh, ahh (You eat the same, old thing)
Uh, uh
Oh, my, oh, ahh
Uh, uh
Ah, ah (Doot-doot-doot-doot)
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Oh, my, god
Just go here (Aah!)
Oh, my, oh, ahh (Oh)
Uh, uh (By the light of the moon)
Oh, my, oh, ahh
Uh, uh
[Outro: Ben Fat L]
Okay, I know how we can reach Biden
I know a guy, or should I say
I know a spy, pff
