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Barefoot Sandpaper Hoedown (Sweat Cake Mix) Lyrics by Negative Øhio

Welcome to Cuddle Country, Pardner!

2022

[Intro]
Whoo-ee!
(Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow!) Whoo-ee, whoo-ee!
Dog, diggity doo, dee doo, ooh hoo!
That's what I'm talkin' about, yeah!
Ow, my feet
Ah! (Ah)
[Sample 1]
Just cum
[Sample 2]
Built for helpful comfort
(Stay under the blanket)
[Sample 3]
We have on sale
A hundred-percent real imitation mahogany mattress
[Sample 4]
What would you do if your bed was too short
And your bepis refused to stay under the blanket?
Well, I'd buy me a mattress long enough for all of me to stay in bed
And have wood build up a six inches longer than regular
For 6.21€ of extra cost
Well, I have a lot of extra money
Oh ho, you make it so easy for me
Just cum
[Sample 5]
It's all yours for five hundred bucks
That's five hundred shotgun shells
[Sample 6]
It's all yours, my friend
[Sample 7]
Imitation mahogany mattress
It's all yours for five hundred bucks
That's five hundred shotgun shells
[Sample 8]
Well, I'll be
Are you preparing baked calves for breakfast?
Credits
Negative Øhio

Negative Øhio

About “Barefoot Sandpaper Hoedown (Sweat Cake Mix)” by Negative Øhio

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"Barefoot Sandpaper Hoedown (Sweat Cake Mix)" appears on "Welcome to Cuddle Country, Pardner!" in 2022.

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