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Montana Café Lyrics by Neil Innes

The Innes Book of Records

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God's own country tall in the saddle on a billboard
Cowboy smoking man-sized tipped cigarette
Someone with a push-chair by the launderette
Early closing day
And there's nowhere to go but the Montana Café
Supermarket trolley by a keep-left sign
On a traffic island double-yellow line
Screwed-up schoolkids' bubblegum wrappers at the bus stop
Special-offer coupons up to three pence off
Someone on the corner with a nasty cough
Early closing day
And there's nowhere to go but the Montana Café
Mmmm mmm, mmmm mmm
Mmmm mmm, mmmm mmm
Nympho girls and erotica showing at the Roxy
Double-X feature late-show Saturday night
Someone at the crossing looking left and right
Early closing day
And there's nowhere to go but the Montana Café
Continental lorry going on its way
Aerosol graffiti: 'City Rule OK'
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Neil Innes

Neil Innes

About “Montana Café” by Neil Innes

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