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Affirmative Action Lyrics by Nerf Herder

Nerf Herder IV

2008

[Verse]
You're so pretty
Just like a model
But you're way way way way way way outta my league

I want to rock you
Like a funk tsunami
But I smell like bacon and I look like a manatee
I need some

[Chorus]
Affirmative action (Oh woah woah)
Maybe from you (Woah woah woah)
Affirmative action
From you

[Post-Chorus]
(Woo!)
Shake it up and down
Shake it too the left, then to the right
Alright

[Verse]
You got a dimple
And a cute little moustache
And your tasty cakes are completely bewitching

I'll need assistance
From the government
If I'm ever, if I'm ever, gonna fill your position

[Chorus]
Affirmative action (Oh woah woah)
Maybe from you (Woah woah woah)
Affirmative action
From you

[Bridge]
Four. Three. Two. One
I wanna bop you with my baloney gun
Four. Three. Two. One
I wanna bop you, bop it!
Ohh
[?]
I got the baloney gun
Loading my baloney gun, ooooh-ooooh
You look so pretty
Sitting there in line
At the McDonald's down the street from the sandwich shop
Where I work all night

[Outro]
Oooooh, ooooh ooooh
Bop me, with your baloney gun
Bop me, with your [?] baloney gun, oooooooh
(Oh, woah, woah-oh woah-oh)
(Oh, woah, woah-oh woah-oh)
Bop me, with your baloney gun
Bop me, with your [?] baloney gun, oooooooh
(Oh, woah, woah-oh woah-oh)
(Oh, woah, woah-oh woah-oh)
Woah-woah-woah-oh-oh
Woah-woah-woah-oh-oh

About “Affirmative Action” by Nerf Herder

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"Affirmative Action" appears on "Nerf Herder IV" in 2008.

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