Intro (Noah Renaissance):
Noah Renaissance on the beat
This is probably the worst track on this album
But, uh, I'm gonna leave it on here, unedited
Just to show you how far we've come as an ensemble
Because, um, this is trash, this is absolute garbage
Verse 1 (Noah Renaissance):
My beats are garbage just like my personality
Dreamin’ of that K-pop fame? Snap back to reality
I’ve played Overwatch for over four hundred hours
When I’m not doing that I’m busy crying in the shower
*sobbing*
Woah
Wrist so icy like it’s covered in snow
Come to think of it, my whole body looks like Hoth
I’ll date any girl, as long as she’s goth
Verse 2 (Thicc Boy):
Walk into ‘doba for a bowl full of beans
The server looks at me and says, “Aw, frick my ween”
Sorry, buddy, I need the protein, it’s not vanity
How else do I do my Mastering Physics and keep my sanity?
Didn’t do my Precalc again, not surprising
NEW SENSATION? ‘bout to cause a huge uprising
WHY
Don’t my program work, I guess I’ll ask Thanos duck
He just stares back at me like he don’t give a
DARN
Verse 3 (Linux):
Markku-chan, Taylor-made, for this beat
And I’ve gotta say, Rigby’s truck is pretty elite
Kids cursing in the library, so I said “No swearing”
The couldn’t help but listen with the authority that I’m bearing
We call ourselves a Kpop group but Google Translate’s all I’m seeing
All these ladies straight up in awe with my state of being
In a world full of betas, I feel like a chad
What I think of this song?
“Hey, that’s pretty” BAD!
Verse 4 (Dutch Boy):
My name is Dutch Boy, look at my hand
All of your stocks, call it quicksand
You’re making nothing, I’m making bank
Offer me change? I say “No, thanks”
Pull up to Wal-Mart, I drop a grand
All on these groceries, look at my hand
All of your content, it’s not gonna fly
Juni from Spy Kids
“He’s not the guy”
Verse 5 (Andromeda):
It’s Andromeda with NEW SENSATION?
So (reversed) that we’re all causing inflation
If you wanna graph this equation
You’ll have to use exponential notation
“China State of Mind” with my nose to the grindstone
I’m making your iPhone while your girl hits up my phone
We have success in our anatomy
Annihilating attackers, just because they had to be
Interlude (Nathaniel aka Algae Boy aka Ed Cetera aka The Warden, Linux, and Noah Renaissance):
There is a severe weather warning for Chad County
Oh yeah?
(breathing noises)
Say essketit
Essketit
(hwanee ghey)
This next verse?
You aren’t even ready for this next verse
What’s up gamers?
Nathaniel
Verse 6 (Nathaniel aka Algae Boy aka Ed Cetera aka The Warden):
Laugh so hard that my lungs pop
I’m the whitest boy in all of Kpop
Time for obligatory “drop top” (drop top)
Whoops! Just slopped on me top
Verse 7 (Rigby):
We run up on your crew like track and field
All these bars I’m spittin’ generate mass appeal
You signed the contract man, yeah you know “the deal”
I go about ninety-five when I’m behind the wheel
Your bike? It sucks, dude
Get as fast as me? Good luck dude
Your girl ride in my truck, too
Your girl ride in my truck, too
Your bike? It sucks, dude
Get as fast as me? Good luck dude
Your girl ride in my truck, too
Verse 8 (Hwanee, the Leader)
I’m the leader of the new group NEW SENSATION?
Auditioned for the soccer team, so bad I got probation
I tried the music industry got me told 실력래퍼
Only 한국사람 in the mandem of white boys
Look at my hair bro, it freaking K-pop
A new album, man, that’s what I gonna drop
I work at Panda, serving up tortellini
Finna shut the haters up and buy a Lamborghini
Outro (Noah Renaissance):
Hey, I love you all
Thanks for listening to our first single
Uh, we hope you enjoyed it
Uh, let’s make out
