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Pure Choppery

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[Verse 1]
Still sitting at a desk
Dozing off despite the threats
Of being expelled, I guess
Caldwell doesn’t have to sign my pass
So I can do my routes around the halls
Scan the walls, stall in stalls
Use the best-pressured sinks
And dry my hands with paper towels
Had faith by now I’d be secure and smile without permission
But my codependence and timorousness religiously burns bridges
Ecosystem of blame inside reminds me why I’m docile
My identity’s entombed but they love the compliance that I model
Daydreaming keeps me awake
It also keeps me unfocused
I’m not absorbing anything
There’s other ways I could be growing
They gave me an ID and assigned me a seat
I’ve got an earful for whoever designed this machine
But deep inside I think… we know that it’s all…
Comedy

[Interlude]
“I see you work for EB and you, um, beat me on cocaine the other day so…”
*beep*
“This is strictly observational cause some things is just so crazy that you kinda just gotta laugh at ‘em”

[Verse 2]
They say I gotta make a living and I guess they must be valid
But when the city lies in ruins, what man can smile in the palace?
All the cults we mothered at one time were homes for the fatherless
And I see them get excommunicated on the same grounds that we adopted them
Abusive institutions dampened all our dreams so we slept on the streets
Until they promised we’d have a roof above and a spot to sleep
No concern for quality, from the chemicals and salt we eat
To the reality gossip on MFXBC and the pastors breeding Dolly sheep
All disputes are for language and priorities
When exceptions are rules, the chickens and eggs will volley the fault and we
All are seeking God but preaching’s fraught with dogmythology
You say there’s lost to seek but you’re still coddling your policies
I don’t want to see leaders hunt white whales soon as they cast off to sea
And starve the curiosities of the crew when they just want to eat

[Outro]
And we just don’t know how good life can be
Oh, we just don’t know how good life can be
Oh, we just don’t know how good life can be
Oh, we just don’t know how good life can be
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Newdles

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About “Comedy” by Newdles

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"Comedy" is credited to Newdles. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Comedy" appears on "Pure Choppery".

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