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Normal Man Lyrics by Nick Lutsko

HAUNTED

2024

[Verse 1]
I'm just a normal man, I have important plans
I put the max yearly deposit in my 401(k)
Don't have a social life, my older neighbors might be a bit eccentric
But they cook meals for me every night
It has a chalky undertaste, triggers my imagination
I dream I wake in different places surrounded by scary faces
Saw the film "Junior" as a kid, not sure what's making me think of it
But I'm seeing Arnold's baby bump each time my pillow hits my head

[Chorus]
I wake up sick, after having strange dreams
Can't shake the feeling that there's something wrong inside of mе
Been gaining weight, I just can't fit in my jeans
I can't get comfortablе 'cause something's wrong inside of me

[Verse 2]
The doctor tells me I'll be fine
Just need a little exercise
I think he's compromised
I know I'm right, I know I'm right
There's something in me that is bad
I feel it kick, I can hear it laugh
It's twisting 'til I break in half
It's time to take my body back

[Chorus]
I clench my fists and push 'til I scream
I just can't take it, gotta get this bad thing out of me
I kick at the air and pray for release
I've had enough, it's time to cut this bad thing out me

[Bridge]
Pulled up a YouTube tutorial on cesareans
But I couldn't make it 'til the end
HOOOOOO!
I'll have to improvise, but just as I insert the knife
My neighbors burst inside with all their friends
(Please, help! No!)

[Verse 3]
They finished up the surgery and pulled the baby boy from me
They told me of a prophecy
Where man begets a son who leads all nations into darkness
And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)
And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)
And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)
And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)
And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)

[Chorus]
Hey, wait a minute!
My goodness, how can it be?
I can't believe that there is something else inside of me
I feel it rising up, tunneling from deep down within
The prophecy did not foresee that there would be a twin

[Outro]
Danny DeVito (Danny DeVito!)
Danny DeVito will lead us out of darkness, the twin!
Danny DeVito (Danny DeVito!)
Danny DeVito will lead us out of darkness again
Danny DeVito (Danny DeVito!)
Danny DeVito will lead us out of darkness, the twin!
Danny DeVito (Danny DeVito!)
Danny DeVito will lead us out of darkness again
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Nick Lutsko

Nick Lutsko

About “Normal Man” by Nick Lutsko

Read the complete lyrics to "Normal Man" by Nick Lutsko from the album "HAUNTED" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Normal Man" is credited to Nick Lutsko. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Normal Man" appears on "HAUNTED" in 2024.

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