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When Tim Was A Mighty Sailor-Man Lyrics by Nick Page (Exclamation Point)

The Static

2014

[Verse 1]
When Tim was in the navy
He made a mighty splash
With the push of a button
He could turn the world to ash (he could nuke the entire planet, but he didn't)
And then he'd eat a ration
Or maybe two or three (three, four, five, six)
To keep the world safe
For you and me
[Verse 2]
When Tim was in the navy I was just a little kid
They classified the files
On everything he did (with a big black permanent marker and a shredder)
These lyrics were redacted
By the D.O.D. (D - O - D - O - D - O)
To keep the world safe
For you and me
[Verse 3]
So if you see a sailor
You should be them a beer
They deal every day with
The things you and I fear (all kinds of terrible stuff and I bet they'd like a beer)
And our country was protected
When Tim was in the navy (America)
Keeping the world safe
For you and me
For you and me (for more information about enlisting in the navy, please visit your local recruiter)
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Nick Page (Exclamation Point)

Nick Page (Exclamation Point)

About “When Tim Was A Mighty Sailor-Man” by Nick Page (Exclamation Point)

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