[Verse 1] (Powder Jone$)
Yo, one time I was beatin' my dick and I was thinkin'
Why that motherfuckin' pussy ain't stinkin'?
It be on my fuckin' screen, you know what I'm sayin'? (DEF JAM?!)
And a nigga had a big ass peen, you know what I'm sayin'? (yeah we in the 21st century nigga)
That's right, so if we in the 21st century then how come North America's in the south, huh?
You ever thought about that?
Triangle earth nigga, is you fuckin' stupid?
Like, my nigga B.o.B. he say it's flat earth, no, my dick is flat like a pancake
Like a fuckin' fish in the bottom of the ocean that I fucked one day after I shot it accidentally with my Glock coming out of my cock
My foreskin wrapped around a damn turtle like nevеr before, you know what I'm sayin' nigga?
So anyways, I was at the bar chillin' with my niggas
And I was rеally drillin' with my niggas too
We was drillin' each other like corn cobs and, uhh, fuckin' killin' each other's assholes like...
Like porn hob, I mean PornHub, I mean I'm gonna stick my dick 'cause it's a warm nub, yeah
Anyways, that was poetry, I ain't even know if they learned shit from that, but... uhh, I think, uhh...
FUCK YOU BITCH WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO LEAVE MY ASS NIGGA
MOTHERFUCKER YOU TOOK EVERYTHING I GOT
NOW I GOTTA JUST BEAT MY FUCKIN' DICK TO MY MOTHERFUCKIN' CAT NIGGA
AND THEN MY CAT DIED
AND I BUSTED A NUT ALL OVER THE GODDAMN WINDOW
AAAAAAAAAH
I BUSTED A NUT ON THE WINDOW, BUST A NUT ON THE WALL
AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAH REEEEEEEEE
'TIL THE SWEAT RUNS DOWN MY BALLS, FUCK Y'ALL NIGGAS
[Verse 2] (Crackerdu$t Wyllumz)
Sometimes I shit in people's mouths and
They... they never appreciate it (the fuck man?)
The last time I shit in my mom's mouth
She depreciated (what the fuck son?)
Deaf poetry wouldn't take me because they don't appreciate (EASTSIDE!)
The real poetry that I put out (shit nigga)
The last time I shit
I sold it for 10 million dollars like the modern arts (money laundering)
Nigga... I call that a modern fart
You're fucking gay and I have one thing to say
It's... FUCK NIGGA BUST NUT I'MA FUCKIN' BUST NUT IN A FUCKIN' BUTT SLUT
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH BUST A NIGGA FUCKIN' SLUT BUST A FUCKIN' NUT IN A MOTHERFUCKIN' SLUT BUT ON THE FUCKIN' WELFARE
AHHH, AHHH, AHHH, AHH, REEE, REEE, REEE, REEE, UH, YEAH, YEAH, UH, YEAH
[Verse 3] (Powder Jone$)
CZECH REPUBLIC GOT A NIGGA ON MY DICK
CZECH REPUBLIC GOT A NIGGA ON MY DICK
RUB THAT LIQUOR ON MY DICK, RUB A NIGGA ON MY ASS
NIGGAS AIN'T FINNA DO SHIT, MY DICK IS HARDER THAN BRASS
VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA
4 HOURS NIGGA I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR
[Verse 4] (Crackerdu$t Wyllumz)
*gargling water* THAT BITCH DROWNIN' (HA!)
SHE IN THE POOL I GOT THE FOOT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD
[Verse 5] (Powder Jone$)
YO FUCK THAT COUNTRY HUNGARY THOSE NIGGAS IS HUNGRY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' MAN?
THEY AIN'T EVEN GOT FOOD STAMPS
I CAN SHOVE AN ENTIRE FUCKING ISRAELI SHEKEL DOWN MY DICKHOLE (T-Pain's like a fucking year older than me nigga)
FUCK JAPAN NIGGA THEM NIGGAS AIN'T EVEN GIVING ME THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' GOOD ASS HENTAI, THAT SHIT'S CENSORED
NIGGA I'MA FUCK MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG IN THE ASS WITH A FUCKIN' WATER BOTTLE WITH A RUSTED RIM
A RUSTED RIMJOB ON MY NEIGHBOR'S DAMN DOG
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING AND SHITTING AND LICKING AND PISSING (*laughing*) AND FARTING IN MY ASSHOLE?! NIGGA WHAT?!
I JUST LOOKED AT THE CLOCK, AND IT'S LIKE 12'O'CLOCK, AND I TORE MY FORESKIN OFF AND WRAPPED IT AROUND A BABY'S NECK
