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The First Man Lyrics by Ninethie

2024

[Intro]
Ah, it looks like it's almost that time, uh, what?

[Verse 1]
Let me get this straight
They want to cross the pearly gates
They want to try and change their fate
And they think that this would be great?
Holy shit
That isn't right
Tell me it's a bit
Tell me it's a lie
It isn't? Well, not to be that guy
If I see one of these runts, I'mma blow 'em right out the sky
Don't you get it? Do you not understand?
You are here for entertainment, we will not lend a hand
Sorry, girly, but I don't think you've got a grasp
On the fact that I can wipe your shitty hotel off the map
I'm the First Man, and you're not one of my bro's
Honestly, your whole plan kinda blows

[Chorus]
Hell is forever, so get used to it
What a dumb endeavour, they deserve punishment
So go ahead and try your luck against danger tits
But you're gonna lose to me because I am him
Adam - leader of the band
Adam - doing what I can
Adam - smiting thy land
Adam - I'm the First Man

[Verse 2]
Sorry, guitars are pretty bad
And the only reason you're living is dealing with your dad
None of you are special, none of you are great
By divine ordainment, I will slap this bitch across the face
Hell is a drag, and you are all bad
Doing the sex, smacking the crack
Going to stab, certainly scrap
Guts and gore will slather the land
Let us begin because I am him
The original boy, never to sin
Slayer of chicks, embellish a bit
Better bow down and just submit
Let me make it clear since it did not click
I am Adam, madame, I am the original dick
Got a golden rod, so your Midas will quit
Fuck off back home before we atomise it

[Chorus]
Hell is forever, so get used to it
What a dumb endeavour, they deserve punishment
So go ahead and try your luck against danger tits
But you're gonna lose to me because I am him
Adam - leader of the band
Adam - doing what I can
Adam - smiting thy land
Adam - I'm the First Man

[Verse 3]
Hoho, jeez, Lute, calm the F down
No need to go to that level to level their town
Shitty little sinners think they can wear a crown
But I got a golden Halo - Master Chief up on these clowns
Man, it really tickles my ribs
The way they run and scream, the way they burn and split, haha
I love it, no, I really do
Hang on a second, let me spill the truth
I wanna be loved, and I should be revered
I'm an Angel, Goddamnit, so look to me in fear
Wanna make it clear, I just want her to hear
That in a month's time her hopes will disappear
So, tell me, Lute, shall we get the gang in here?
Shall we grab the crew for judgement? Time is near
That's right, I'm about to get violent
By holy light these sinners will be silenced

[Outro]
Hahaha! Call me dick master! Oh my God, I'm so fucking cool!
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Ninethie

Ninethie

About “The First Man” by Ninethie

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