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Cartoon, Cartoon (Where’s the Exit?) Lyrics by No Man (USA)

How the West Was Won

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[Intro]
Here's the piano you asked for
It is the final bill, now pay up
[Verse 1]
The screen runs on remote control
We're stuck in another cartoon
The scenery, the scenery repeats itself
The same tree returns and returns
The drivers all have rubber grins
And their white gloves poke the controls
(Cartoon, cartoon, where's the exit?)
And each one takes another prop
To hide thе real animal (Ah!)
[Chorus]
We're caught in a cartoon, and wе forgot our lines
Here comes a cannonball!
I'm pounded to the ground like an accordion
Where is the exit from... this?
[Verse 2]
Someone muddied all the colors up
And had a very, very unsteady hand
So instead of cruising creamy on a flat highway
I'm crashing in an up and down land
And the toothy alligator in the purple suit
Is grinning as he writes up the bill
(Cartoon, cartoon, where's the exit?)
It will cost me a million bucks
For the damage that I did to that hill (Ah!)
[Chorus]
We're caught in a cartoon, and we forgot our lines
Here comes a cannonball!
I'm pounded to the ground like an accordion
Where is the exit from...
[Bridge]
Oh, look out the back door, there you are, catfish
Ah, trying to get out of here?
[Verse 3]
My four fingers grip to the script
But as I read it makes even less sense
The town that I'd so earnestly been striving for
Was a cactus and some sheep in a fence
And the dizzy alligator in the cowboy boots
He is grinning as he hands me the bill
(Cartoon, cartoon, where's the exit?)
It will cost you a billion bucks
To purchase the exit pill (Oh!)
[Chorus]
We're caught in a cartoon, and we forgot our lines
Here comes an atom bomb!
I'm pounded to the ground like an accordion
Where is the exit from...
We're caught in a cartoon, and we forgot our lines
Here comes a grand piano (Maximum electric)
We're pounded to the ground like an accordion
Where is the exit from... this?

About “Cartoon, Cartoon (Where’s the Exit?)” by No Man (USA)

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