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Hair Has Turned Away (DO NOT INCLUDE) Lyrics by No Reservation

Music To Listen To While You Sleep Through Stream

2024

[Intro]
“Oh my god, have you seen Kyle recently?”
“Yeah, like, he has no hair now!”
“Does that make him.... BALD??”
[Chorus]
Hair has turned away
We slowly see it all decay
His luscious locks not here to stay
He'll stay bald till his early grave, yeah
Have no clue what is the cause
If it’s bad genes of hair loss
Could be cancer all across
With his foot lump and toe moss
[Verse]
You know, he could've been a child star
But he would've only gotten so far
Be in a mac & cheese commercial
But only till he was 18 years old
‘Cause that was the moment his hair degrades
And now he can only be on a can of Lays
Maybe on a “SOUP CAN!”
But his parents didn’t like that plan
But now he's bald and must shave his hair
Man that must really suck
I can't imagine having to shave my head
Unless I want to look like Lord Farquaad
Uhhh, yeah, what else can I say?
He's bald
Very BALD
Such a shame
Maybe, uhhh, girls are into the bald hair thing
If he has the right pickup line, he could get one
Let's see... what do you have to say?
“Tacos are cool.”
[Chorus]
Hair has turned away
We slowly see it all decay
His luscious locks not here to stay
He'll stay bald till his early grave yeah
Have no clue what is the cause
If it's bad genes of hair loss
Could be cancer all across
With his foot lump and toe moss
“SOUP CAN!”
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No Reservation

No Reservation

About “Hair Has Turned Away (DO NOT INCLUDE)” by No Reservation

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