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Real Horrorshow Lyrics by Noah Nolastname

Songs 2 Kill Yourself 2 Vol. 1: Clutch Ur Pearls

2019

If I had a dollar for every time I hated you
I'd be Elon Musk, 'cause I really fucking hate you
Break your parents up, I'm a homewrecker
Divorce attorneys say it's all your fault
Christmases might sound nice
But you know that they wish they had chose to abort
I'm a martyr so immolate me
All the fire does is fucking cleanse
I'm a reject, I'm a fuckup
I lose sleep like I lose friends
(You saw your father shot in the face)
(That must've been wild)
(Noah!)
All my juice got pretty polly
GMOs in their molly
She on her knees but she ain't prayin'
There's a problem that we 'dressin'
Suicide's on the table
Go ahead and choose your weapon
And if the cutter ain't enough
Go ahead and call the reverend
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Read the complete lyrics to "Real Horrorshow" by Noah Nolastname from the album "Songs 2 Kill Yourself 2 Vol. 1: Clutch Ur Pearls" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Real Horrorshow" appears on "Songs 2 Kill Yourself 2 Vol. 1: Clutch Ur Pearls" in 2019.

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