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Arming the Proletariat With Potato Guns Lyrics by NOFX

Backstage Passport Soundtrack

2005

[first joke]

- Hey Hefe
- What?
- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
- Uh... you?

[second joke]

- Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?
- I don't know
- Free ham!

[third joke]

- Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
- What?
- Cuatro Sink-o!
- Ay!!

[fourth joke]

- Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?
- Why?
- 'Cause he got the gas bill!

[fifth joke]

- Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp
- Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that
- How did he die?
- He fell off the watchtower
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About “Arming the Proletariat With Potato Guns” by NOFX

Read the complete lyrics to "Arming the Proletariat With Potato Guns" by NOFX from the album "Backstage Passport Soundtrack" in 2005. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock, Punk Rock.

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