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Johnny Appleseed Lyrics by NOFX

White Trash, Two Heebs, and a Bean

1992

Through word of mouth let it be known
The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary
Travelling from coast to coast
He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed

Man, why you always talkin' shit about Johnny anyway?
He's down for the cause, holmes!

He's making sure his garden grows
He'll plant a seed in every town he goes
Fertilizing the country side
Chu couldn't stop him with insecticide

Makin' sure that the garden grows, yeah, yeah, yeah
He'll water the yeard with a garden hose
And you know he'll be plantin' a seed, yeah yeah yeah
Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed

Oh, yes; this Johnny character is just what we're looking for
He's very straight, very gang, very Hispanic
He'll do just fine

When diggin' holes, he be wearing a glove
He go into the shed, get out a shovel, and he shove
He'll plant the seed, makin' sure it's sown
He go into the shed, and he start hoein' with the hoe
(Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!)

Makin' sure that the garden grow, yeah, yeah, yeah
He'll water the yard with the garden hose
Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed, yeah, yeah, yeah
The contemporary Johnny Appleseed
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About “Johnny Appleseed” by NOFX

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"Johnny Appleseed" appears on "White Trash, Two Heebs, and a Bean" in 1992.

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