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Off the Porch Lyrics by Noochie

Sneaky Tape 2

2023

[Verse 1: Noochie]
I was just drivin', just mindin' my business, I noticed somebody behind me (Who that?)
Shit done been hot on the block, it don't look like the cops, it's the opps, man, it gotta be (Man)
Buddy was in for a treat if he thought I was sweet and he thinkin' 'bout robbin' me
Reachin' up under that seat for that heat, I gotta handle him properly
Just want a piece like Monopoly, I been investin' in property
Today in this troubled economy, she follow me, then she swallow me (Ah)
Just saw your bitch got an OnlyFans, and you thought you was the only man (Yeah)
But fuck it, that money the only plan, you can't get no money by holding hands (Baow)
This shit a bop
I got a bitch that do yoga, a vegan that listen to pop
You gotta watch
I was just chillin', but niggas was trippin', so I had to stop
I'd rather not
Talk about problems, 'cause I got a lot
Talk about dollars, 'cause I get a lot
Tell you the truth, most them niggas was hot
2020 and they lettin' it rock
Never was fluke and I never been fluke
Never explained how I do what I do
All of my niggas is straight from the zoo
They might just shoot if you even achoo
Smokin' First Lady with my nigga Choo
Need a quick fix, then I'm callin' up Boo
Backdoor blitz always cool with Abdul
Free my big homie and free the fat foo
You gotta study and watch how I move
Feel my presence when I walk in the room
Like I'm Erykah Badu, nephew
Don't gotta say shit, you can see I'm that dude
Bitches see me and they think I'm a mood
See my braids and they think I'm a Woo
Bitch, you crazy if you think I'ma lose
Give me the track and I eat it like food
[Verse 2: 3OhBlack]
Niggas see me and they think I'm the move (Huh?)
7.62 knock his ass out his shoes (Bah, bah)
Can't argue with niggas that's broke, I'ma shit on 'em
How the fuck 3OhBlack fly with that glick on him? (How?)
Niggas, they jealous, they see how I'm livin'
I'm on the boat with your bitch and we chillin' (Hah)
Pour up some drank, we gon' sex on the beach (Pour up)
R.i.P. Bankroll, I come from the street
Beat up the block like I'm Lewis, I made 10K, then I blew it at Lenox (Blow)
Put a lil' change on your head, that block that you be on, my niggas gon' spin it (Skrrt)
I say, "Shawty, you want me," she say, "No cap," once you go 3Oh, you can't go back (3Oh)
Made a lil' dough, then I moved, but I'm still like Jenny, I come from the block (Come from the block)
Shawty just flew in from LA, she missin' 3Oh, so she come for the cock, uh
Look up at nighttime, I bet you you see me, huh? Bitch, I'm a star (Star)
Bitch, I'm the man (Bitch, I'm the man), bitch, I'm the man
Got no wife, but your bitch gon' be my legg (Legg)
I hit a bitch from Rancho Cucamonga, feel like Craig (Cucamonga)
I'm in Atlanta, turnin' up at Blue
Black-and-white Off-Whites like I moo (Black and white)
Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, seventy
Skip the other number, I don't fuck with rats (I don't fuck with rats)
Pussy nigga nine lives like a cat (Pussy nigga)
They think I'ma fail, well I'm takin' all bets (3Oh)
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"Off the Porch" appears on "Sneaky Tape 2" in 2023.

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