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Disaster Transport

2017

[Verse 1: Normal Norman]
(Oh, yeah!)
I'm gonna get to the point
My name's Disaster Dave
I'm here to guide your journey
Through a radio wave
I'm also here to sell you
On a space vacation
Get you out of my station and
To a new location
Perhaps something tropical
Or something really cold
The Beauty of Alaska
Is something to behold
That's it, I've decided
We're going there right now
Don't think it could be worse?
Let me show you how
[Chorus: Normal Norman]
You're on Disaster Transport (Oh, yeah!)
You're on Disaster Transport (Oh, yeah!)
You're on Disaster Transport (Oh, yeah!)
Look out for Space Pirates
We're going to Alaska
[Verse 2: Normal Norman]
We gotta get this cargo
To the 50th state
What's in the cargo
It's just more crate
And inside that crate
It's another empty box
And inside that crate
It's a bunch of space rocks
That is your mission
Don't ask any questions
To ensure max efficiency
Here's a few suggestions
Buckle up (Buckle up)
And hold on tight
You can try to look around
But there ain't no light
[Guitar solo]
[Bridge: Kevin Perjurer]
Did you get a chance
To take a glance
At Avalanche Run?
Get a sled
And watch you head
The hill has begun
It's long and slow
It's a full minute
It's time to go
When the Lift Chains permit it
(Get it)
Easy breezy
Lap bar squeeze me
View of Lake Erie
Never Queasy
Those gentle turns
Are always pleasing
30 second ride time
Barely appeasing
Yo, call me a haunted house
Cause I'm cutting this short
Bye to Avalanche Run
Dispatch Master Transport
[Chorus: Normal Norman]
You're on Disaster Transport (Oh, yeah!)
You're on Disaster Transport (Oh, yeah!)
You're on Disaster Transport (Oh, yeah!)
Look out for Space Pirates
We're going to Alaska
[Outro]
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, yeah!)
Credits
Normal Norman

Normal Norman

About “Disaster Transport” by Normal Norman

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"Disaster Transport" appears on "Disaster Transport" in 2017.

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