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Goon Chad Lyrics by Not The Proper Attire

2023

[Verse 1}
You might think that I'm cool not your typical loser
Ever since high-school I've been a  gooner
Six feet tall got a chiseled jaw
Not an ounce of fat is on me at all
All these stupid Stacys always wanna fuck me
Honestly I find them disgusting
I don't want the touch of a women or a man
All I need to do is jerk it with my hand
[Chorus]
You might say I'm pornsexual
Don't need to be consensual
Real people never did it for me
My preference has always been 2D
[Verse 2]
Tried to fuck this bitch had the biggest pair of tits
She showed me her pussy I couldn't stomach it
Is there something wrong I said of coursе
You don't even look like a cartoon horsе
People are surprised when I say I'm into that
Piss rape gore and even scat
There's nothing in this world that won't get me hard
I even fucked my dog in the backyard
[Chorus]
You might say I'm pornsexual
Don't need to be consensual
Real people never did it for me
My preference has always been 2D
[Chorus]
You might say I'm pornsexual
Don't need to be consensual
Real people never did it for me
My preference has always been 2D
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Not The Proper Attire

Not The Proper Attire

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