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Crazy Cat Man Lyrics by Nullbody

Ruins

2023

[Intro]
(Wolf whistle)

[Verse]
You see me strolling, purring, peaceful
Catnip in your hand, deceitful
Words if you could call 'em that
You whisper at me:
"Hey, pretty kitty, won't you come with me?
You and I've got a date with ecstasy
I'll give you everything you want, don't you worry 'bout me
You'll look perfect on my porch soaking in the summer breeze!"

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm captivated, faux-elated
Knowing that he's fabricated
Everything I wanna hear
I'm cautiously tiptoeing near
I guess stepping closer was my very own mistake, but
How was I supposed to know he'd throw me in a crate?

[Chorus]
You put the collar on, but you don't wanna keep me
Hog my pretty fur, but you never wanna hold me
Never say a word when I come home with fleas
Bitch, please, I'm
'Bout to claw your eyes and do it my way
Black cat crossin' your path on the highway
Try to call me over and see if you like me now
(Wolf whistle)

[Verse]
Your home so tattered, crowded, sorrow
Fills the air, I mustn't follow
All the cats inside look out and
Cry out to me:
"Hey, newcomer with the fur in black!
If you want a better life then you've gotta turn back
He collects us, stacks us, way up high
Love's a first day thing, then he leaves us all to die!"

[Pre-Chorus]
I can't believe a thing I'm hearing
All this evil has me tearing
How can we be sitting idle?
How can we all break the cycle?
Gathering mind, going in with eyes ablaze
Your collection's no match for my blinding feline gaze!

[Chorus]
You put the collar on, but you don't wanna keep me
Hog my pretty fur, but you never wanna hold me
Never say a word when I come home with fleas
Bitch, please, I'm
'Bout to claw your eyes and do it my way
Black cat crossin' your path on the highway
Try to call me over and see if you like me now
(Wolf whistle)

[Bridge]
Too bad, so sad, seems you finally took a clue
It looks like you ate far too much than you could chew
Just like your thick skull, your DMs are a mess
She ain't no lapcat, she's a fucking lioness
Prowling, knocking over pictures of your wife
With care, beware the claws that cut you like a knife
Prying, crying, every reason you were wrong
But you'll go tell all your friends
"We just didn't get along"
(Cat hisses)

[Chorus]
You put the collar on, but you don't wanna keep me
Hog my pretty fur, but you never wanna hold me
Never say a word when I come home with fleas
Bitch, please, I'm
'Bout to claw your eyes and do it my way
Black cat crossin' your path on the highway
Try to call me over and see if you like me now!
(Lion roars)
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Nullbody

Nullbody

About “Crazy Cat Man” by Nullbody

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"Crazy Cat Man" is credited to Nullbody. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Crazy Cat Man" appears on "Ruins" in 2023.

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