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Krusty Kooch Anthem Lyrics by NumbedButthole

2021

{Intro: Quuefasaurus, Scrotie McBoogerballs & GothicGooch}
Hello welcome to the Krusty Kooch how may I help y-
*gulp* Is that Squilliam Fancyson?
Hi Squidward, How's it going at the Krusty Kooch?
I guess it really lived up to its name! Ha Ha Ha
Ha ha ha, he got you there Squiddy
{Verse 1: Scrotie McBoogerballs}
Bitch, it's me Squilliam Fancyson (ha ha ha)
I be fuckin' on your son (ha ha ha)
I fuck him 'till the morning come (ha ha ha)
Morning isn't the only thing that comes
Uh, I hate Squidward (Ah)
He looks like piss (Ah)
I'm an alcoholic (Ah)
But he doesn't know it
{Verse 2: Queefasaurus}
Ha, now it's my turn Squilliam
I'm down at the Krusty Krab, getting crabs with Sandy Cheeks
Then I go back to my house where i slap the feets
I use my nose to masturbatе when I don't have any fun
Then I go to thе Krusty Kooch to play with Mr. Krabs' buns
Ha Ha! Oh yeah
{Verse 3: GothicGooch}
Yeah this is the Krusty *moan* god dammit James
This is the Krusty Kooch Anthem right here baby
Yeah I know this girl named Sandy and her cheeks are mighty fine
Told her to come over so she can play with this meat patty of mine
Uh, yeah
I got Plankton shoved up my ass so he can't steal the formula
I got Mr. Krabs' crabs in my ass right now, and it's hard to get rid of them (Oh Yeah!)
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