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Beggin’ Like a Bitch Lyrics by Obscurest Vinyl, Mayor Breslin (Obscurest Vinyl)

Mayor Breslin’s Jack​-​o’​-​Lamptern Jamboree

2024

Oh hell no
There’s no fuckin’ way!
Coming to my house
Begging like a bitch
Dressed up like a muppet
I’m about to lose my shit!
There’s no tricks or treats
You’re like fuckin’ forty-three
Holding out your pillowcase
I’ll fuckin’ rip it out your hand
Tie it over your empty head
And give you a fuckin’ lamp!
Yeah, I dressed up as a mirror
Why? Is that alright?
I just wanted you to see
What an asshole you look like!
Oh! Ok, ok, how...
How dare you stand in my fucking door and say
“Well, actually I’m dressed as a Wooly Willy”
No! No, bitch! What do I look like?
You are a muppet!
You know what? Fuck it!
I shoved Pop Rocks up your dick hole
Threw Chiclets at your bitch
Used wax lips to Charleston Chew her ass
She’s shitting fuckin’ Whatchamacallits
Gimme my fuckin’ flute!
This bitch-ass muppet ruined everything
Everybody go home! Go home! I’m done!
I have had enough of this shit!
You are a muppet!

About “Beggin’ Like a Bitch” by Obscurest Vinyl

Read the complete lyrics to "Beggin’ Like a Bitch" by Obscurest Vinyl, Mayor Breslin (Obscurest Vinyl) from the album "Mayor Breslin’s Jack​-​o’​-​Lamptern Jamboree" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Beggin’ Like a Bitch" is performed by Obscurest Vinyl, Mayor Breslin (Obscurest Vinyl). from the album "Mayor Breslin’s Jack​-​o’​-​Lamptern Jamboree" in 2024 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Beggin’ Like a Bitch", explore more songs by Obscurest Vinyl, Mayor Breslin (Obscurest Vinyl) using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Beggin’ Like a Bitch" is credited to Obscurest Vinyl, Mayor Breslin (Obscurest Vinyl). Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Beggin’ Like a Bitch" appears on "Mayor Breslin’s Jack​-​o’​-​Lamptern Jamboree" in 2024.

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