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12/25/1979 Lyrics by OddBall Studios

2021

[Verse 1]
Christmas, 1979
Santa’s Union did decide
(Into) Afghanistan he’d start his raid
Attempting to… invade

In three days, the elves took down the throne
Overthrew the capital alone
They were sure they’d never see an end
To it all

[Chorus]
And communism’s reign
Had come to intervene
And start a holy war
The Jolly Red Men–
Ace, His anger knows
No Rest, ‘til no one’s left
Leaving just… his elves

[Verse 2]
Replace religion with his own
Wear thе bourgeoisie to the bonе
Establish a secular state
Just to see

[Chorus 2]
That communism’s reign
Had come to help them out
Or leave them in a drought
But either way the–
Presence
Of their gifts
A Santa with no soul

[Bridge]
Economic… lump of coal
Genocide… The towns below
The amount… he killed… nobody knows?
Drown out… the sound…. Of hope

[Verse 3]
I always thought Santa was cool
Until he gaslit all the fools
No… Afghan apologies were made
Every… allegation he’d evade
So I guess

[Chorus 3]
That communism’s reign
Never did intervene
Or start a holy war
The Jolly Red Men–
Ace: did not exist
And every muffled plea
Was without casualty

[Outro]
The santa deniers take their bow
Despite communism in the now

About “12/25/1979” by OddBall Studios

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