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Why No One Wants Chipotle Lyrics by Off Book Cast

Shrugging Destiny

2017

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE]
What's wrong with Chipotle?
Nobody want to eat here anymore
We have so many kinds of beans and rice
And a sparkling clean floor
[THE FLOOR (CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE)]
Hey I'm down here wondering
Why no one wants Chipotle?
(The floor!)
Did you know I could talk?
Why no one wants Chipotle;
Is it because you pay extra for guac?
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE (spoken)]
Oh, the guac's singing!
[THE GUAC]
Guys I think I know
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE AND THE FLOOR]
The Guac knows!
[THE GUAC]
Do you remember we had that E. coli scare
A couple of years ago?
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE AND THE FLOOR (THE GUAC)]
Oh no one wants to eat at Chipotle
Because of E. coli (E. coli!)
[THE FLOOR]
That's a good reason!
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE (THE GUAC)]
They came into Chipotle
And saw E. coli and said
"Bye bye!" ("Bye bye!")
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE]
Just a little E. coli
Can bring a restaurant to its knees
Even though
We have an assortment of cheese
[THE FLOOR]
Like a bunch of individual shreds
Of the same kind of cheese
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE]
That's right we have one kind of cheese
It's assorted cheese
[THE GUAC]
If only we'd thought to guard
Against E. coli
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE AND THE FLOOR]
Against E. coli's!
[THE GUAC (spoken)]
But we only thought to guard
Against a sneeze
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE]
And we have mixed
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE AND THE FLOOR]
Cheese!
[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE (spoken)]
And now we're closed forever!
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About “Why No One Wants Chipotle” by Off Book Cast

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