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99 Lyrics by Oily Bastard

Humorless Fandangle

2024

[Verse 1]
Must be a limit, the numbers must stop
Let's not go higher, the numbers must stop
We like our comforts, the numbers must stop
We like our safety, the numbers must stop
{Chorus]
Nothing simple, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing stable, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing certain, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing patent, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
[Verse 2]
We must quit somewhere, the numbers must stop
Why not live easy, the numbers must stop
Discomfort scares us, the numbers must stop
I'm gonna vomit, the numbers must stop
{Chorus]
Nothing simple, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing stable, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing certain, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing patent, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
[Bridge 1]
Let's put an end to this game
Let's stop counting before we all die
Can't we stop slouching over our desks
Counting numbers 'til we all explode
{Chorus]
Nothing simple, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing stable, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing certain, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing patent, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
[Verse 3]
Oh won't you quit it, the numbers must stop
It isn't funny, the numbers must stop
I'm gonna solo, the numbers must stop
The numbers must stop, the numbers must stop
[Instrumental]
[Chorus]
Nothing simple, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing stable, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing certain, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing patent, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing simple, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing stable, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing certain, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing patent, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
[Bridge 2]
We run from things that we fear
But too often things we fear are good for us
Don't let your fears do
This to you
Please come to... but also
[Chorus]
Nothing simple, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing stable, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing certain, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing patent, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing simple, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing stable, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing certain, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing patent, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing simple, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine) (Nine, nine...)
Nothing stable, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine) (Nine...)
Nothing certain, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine) (Nine, ugh, nine...)
Nothing patent, 99, waagh (Nine, nine, nine, nine) (Nine, nine nine...)
Nothing simple, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine) (Ninety-nine, ninety-nine...)
Nothing stable, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing certain, 99, oh (Nine, nine, nine, nine)
Nothing patent, 99...
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Oily Bastard

Oily Bastard

About “99” by Oily Bastard

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"99" appears on "Humorless Fandangle" in 2024.

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