So I think it's time that I've had something to say
Instead of throwing out shitty puns, convoluted wordplay
You want me to mean something as I say it in a rhythm?
Not without more drums and bass, give me a second to add 'em in
Oh no now it's faster, expectations
Are rising high no time for relaxation
I'm a rollercoaster and I've set the bar
As far as par for the course for a superstar
But how can I hope to cope with the fact
That I've signed a pact detailing that I can't go back
Because shit, when I was fourteen I had an Eminem phase
Where were you during my long emo fringe days?
That's right you were gone for half my time
I guess you only got to see me after my prime
But if you're trashing puns and you're giving me sass
I'll draw my sword like it's a medieval weapons illustration class
Oh damn, did you noticed I lied
Because you really wanted to hear about the time that I cried
It was stupid and pathetic, am I relatable now?
Am I gonna sell copies like a billion or a hunnid thou?
Prolly not, I'm not attractive enough
And I write what I want and I'll go off the cuff
I spent years learning piano, theory and all
When really all I needed was the chords to Wonderwall
But hey I learned words, and I'll use them for fitting in
I'll feel smart instead of feelin' mixolydian
So now where do I go, how to be greater
While sticking with a stock FL Studio Arpeggiator
"Oliver you sure like using that Jazz scale"
Fuck off Debbie, write me an e-mail
If you wanna criticize and get my attention
Say I'll never write a song 'bout it's original intention
But I'll stay the same until I'm in my grave
Writing riffs by throwing darts on a staff
Asking the same questions, barking the same bark
Can I crash at your place at least 'til I learn to park
I'm rapping at 150, actually 300
That's not impressive in case you wondered
That's a beat to savour for good behavior
I'm hitting 2400 hemidemisemiquavers
Oh no, our women are out of stock
So stand up get focused and prepare to dock
I'm shocked that like The Rock my Johnson is Dwayned
Off all juices, the bed's gonna remain unstained
The diagetic dialogue is comin' out
You'll get my thoughts, but press X to doubt
I used to say hey why not call me Corn
But now I'm shamin' Matt Damon masturbating to Bourne
My different personalities may stem from the core
But I don't know who I'm Dylan with anymore
I used to be the risky retro epiphany
Taking that RRE out of the current, honey
Now Oliver sudden I'm Oliver the place
Getting nang high in Shanghai, slowing the pace
So let's get aggressive, do that bit
Saying one, two, fuck, shit ah fuck shit
Now I can say what I want don't gotta be clever
When I'm putting on the slang rap Aussie demeanor
Shit, did I just pismonounce demeanor?
Fuck well I guess next time I better do better
Well shit now I'm in a bad mood
Writing sad stuff, eating bad food
Replacing gratitude with attitude
Don't be rude dude, don't cause a feud dude
Now it's all screwed, shit sorry I meant skewed
Don't mean to exclude, shit I construed
You argued a deluded crude tale
Now you wooed a nude Jennife-wait cut that
Somebody once told me that I'd get your attention
All I'd have to use is a referential mention
Lock me in detention keep me under retention
Because I did a meme issue me a suspension
Wait
It's legal, we met on Omegle
Just happened to catch me shooting off my deagle
Eagles are flying and they say to me
Oliver what the fuck did any of this mean
