[Verse 1: Will]
I got one foot, bitch‚ I lost it back in 'Nam
Charlies in the trees got me with a nail bomb
Now I’m burning down the forest like I’m droppin’ napalm
Destroying all these villages like fuckin’ King Kong (Ching Chong!)
I got lyrical prowess and my purple heart
Got my constant erection from a poison dart (poison dart)
But them's were different times (times)
I lived a different life (life)
I got a family back in 'Nam‚ but I ain’t tell my wife!
I'm a vet‚ bet, Vietnam regret, don’t forget
But I served for the flag and I still rep the set (USA!)
Red‚ white, and blue, got it tattooed on my dick
These fuckin' commie bastards make me so goddamn sick
I spilled my blood on foreign soil
So those cunts in suits could piss over oil
I got one leg‚ bitch! You lucky this ain't you
Quit your starin' motherfucker! I ain't a fuckin' zoo!
Aah
(in this restaurant)
[Verse 2: Jackson]
Ay
I got two feet damn but I got no arms
Gotcha bitch in my kitchen and she feed me chicken parm, (eat 'em up!)
I work at JC Pennies — as a mannequin
Just got promoted to general management
Got so many shoes, call my crib the foot locker
I can’t play golf, but i could beat your ass at soccer (woah)
I get away with all illegal shit (woop, woop)
I can’t get handcuffed, the police can suck my dick! (fuck you!)
Ay, I got my bitch on lock, yea I slid in her DM’s
‘Cept I had to get my friend to type the message...
But y’all know I’m still rockin’ in them ‘18 Zanottis
And you know I show 'em off when I pull up to the party
I be rockin’ my kicks and my shades
Got every eye as I walk down the street
Got ‘em goin like “Woah!
Look at this bitch walking round on his two fuckin' feet!”
Like, "Woah."
I didn’t know that a bitch could be as independent as me
So I’m takin that piss on ya bitch
With my snow balls deep in her snow white tits
[Bridge]
(Got her goin' like ooh tho, ooh ho
Sucking on her boobs tho
Going undercover
Under covers, undies off
Covering her toes with my sticky white goo and
After I finish I get out my legs
And I tell her to look at my feet
She’s like, “No way, I would rather play Wii.”
I tell her to leave
She’s like, “It’s my house.”
And I’m like, “Oh yeah? Right, well then who pays the rent?”
She’s like, “Me.”
I’m like, “Okay,” then I move in with Sheen
We watch SpongeBob all day on his 4K TV
Premium channels? All in HD?
You best believe that I get that for free!)
Whip that chin!
Whip it! Whip it good!
Whip it real good!
[Verse 3: Graham]
Yo! I got three damn feet
Who the fuck are you thinkin’ you is?
You should know two of them helpin’ me walk
And that the third one is helpin’ me jizz
Man, I ain’t got that tendon, so call me Achilles
Step in the door boy, welcome to Chili’s
Watch as your two feet down to my third
Bitch I'm tripedal, or haven't you heard?
Top of the mountain while you’re livin’ in the ditches
Imma tear your ass up with my 36 inches
Your toe game is weak, like are you a feetus?
I'm rockin' some vans while you're kickin' adidas
We're talkin' bout feet but you still wanna face me
Run past your ass cuz no one can outpace me
I got — three feet
So you cannot fuck with me
You call me a joke?
Well, your bitch still run with me
Cause I'm just warmin' up, like I'm a reheater
I’m rappin' bout feet, this ain’t Europe, no meters
And you wanna try but you've got tendonitis
So sit the fuck down while I lace up my sneakers
Bet you thought I was done
I might have three feet but I’m still number one
Man, we got a formula! We got a setup!
You gotta elevate? I got a leg up!
Don't fuck with OMEN, the ultimate showmen
Or we'll suck your toes and be gone in a moment!
Damn!
Penis!
[Outro: Will]
Toes House
Do it louder
Toes House!
Do it louder!
TOES HOU-
