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Love Song for Laura Kassmann, Part 1 Lyrics by one man romance

Second Treatise on Love and Timing

2011

[Verse 1]
I only think about you nightly
Right before I go to bed
That's just what makes the most logical sense to me
You're pretty beautiful
I'd go crazy if I'd seen my quota
Cause every time I look at you
I want to kill your boyfriend, make you mine
But time is on our side
But he's a serious pro
You watch TV so you know
Those guys actually that cool once they hit 30
Go buy him fur clothes [?]
Let's move to New York City
I lived there when I was 1
My parents were both actor
Which was really cool
{Bridge]
I know you have a life here but comе on
You live in Tuscan
I like [?] too, image wisе he's not the smartest dude
[Chorus]
I will write so many songs about you
You're canonized by shear volume
And I'll educate the masses
On how my heart still skips a beat when I call you
[Verse 2]
I only think about you 3 times daily
Right when I wake up
And again; an hour later when I see you at our work
Then I count the rest of the day as just one time
Because, in terms of neuroscience
You never leave my mind
But time is on our side
Because for heavens sake
I know that we're gonna break
Each other's cynicism
And be just like Pam and Jim
And if you decide to stay with your boyfriend
Well, that's okay, I guess
But in 30 years, I'll still be way cooler than him
[Bridge]
He's just not in for the long haul
He's not even that tall
I guess he's fine image wise
He's not the smartest move
[Chorus]
I will write so many songs about you
You're canonized by shear volume
And I'll educate the masses
On how my heart still skips a beat when I call you
[Chorus continuation]
And it's so sad
Because he's the kind of guy that might take a shot at me
And it's too bad
Because he doesn't even pick up on my self-mockery
I'll make amends
For being so witty
And making you feel discontent
With your relationship
But even if I wasn't so charming
I don't think your feelings for me ever could relent
[Verse 3]
I only think about you all the time
That's right you never leave my mind
And that's why
Laura Kassmann, I love you
[Drunken outro]

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