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Rules of the Show Lyrics by öOoOoOoOoOo

Samen

2016

If you tell me what you are and the one you want to be
Maybe I will find you on page 25
Between a pregnancy test, "how to enlarge your breast", and the last car they say you're able to drive

"Please don't come, please don't go, please don't do" is what they drool when you grow up
"Please don't come, please don't go, please don't be": that's the rules of the show

(Used by all those who choose what the source is...Choose what the source of how you're vowed to behave is)

The lower the better: got that for free
A muzzle, Mademoiselle Trained for Pawtry

"Please don't come, please don't go, please don't do" is what they drool when you grow up (Between a pregnancy test)
"Please don't come, please don't go, please don't be": that's the rules of the show (and another fad diet)
"Please don't, aah, aah please don't, please don't" (Do they know what your skirt length says?)
(Ah, you whore, you lovely, hahahah!!)

Catcall
Or scorn?
Can't spend our life to fight for rights or try to run away from all those
Morons!
"Sale trainee!
Sale trainee!"
Vilain le conte de fées...
The hair's not the crown
Too late for that, son!

That's everybody's fault
That poison is all inside
Don't even hope you'll be treated like a man
(Shout! Chakamithdrawshatan)
(Shout! Chakamithdrawshatan)
Don't even hope you'll be treated like a man
(Shout! Chakamithdrawshatan)
(Shout! Chakamithdrawshatan)
Don't even hope you'll be treated like a man
(Shout! Chakamithdraw)

(For the weight, for the rights, for the grace, for the cries, for the wage, for the age, for the world and its pressure)
The lower the better, aah, aah, aah, the lower the better
(For the jizz, for the heels, for the meals, for the kids, for the binge, for the fringe, and for God and for and for "You like-like that, bitch!"

Burn!
Burn the pages!

Burn all you can burn!
Credits
öOoOoOoOoOo

öOoOoOoOoOo

About “Rules of the Show” by öOoOoOoOoOo

Read the complete lyrics to "Rules of the Show" by öOoOoOoOoOo from the album "Samen" in 2016. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Rules of the Show" appears on "Samen" in 2016.

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