I Am Very Good At Running Cults Lyrics by Original Broadway Cast of Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice Apocrypha
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[OTHO] My first cult was crazy Started in the 1980s Just a bunch of local ladies and moi We took acid every day We had, like, sixty-seven babies Yeah, and all of them conceived in the spa To start a new religion It takes a million small decisions [ACOLYTES] Who's gonna do the grocery runs? Who's gonna strip and clean the guns? Who's gonna purchase all the beds? Who's gonna look out for the feds? [OTHO] I had an ever-growing hunger (Hunger) I wanted something bigger than that bunker (Bunker) So I gathered all my handmaids Made 'em drink the kool-aid Left their bodies rotting in a vault 'Cause I, I can not die Yes, I survived You wanna know why? 'Cause I am very good at running cults I like to prey on vulnerable adults I am very good at running cults! [ACOLYTES] He's got a masterplan Also a mini-van Nightly we rock out to Steely Dan [OTHO] Watch the films of Eric Stoltz [ACOLYTES] He's really good at running cults He's very good at running cults Yeah, he's killing it He's killing it... [OTHO] I've had many cults since then But every one came to an end Each time I'd kill them, start again, just move on There were stabbings, executions Saran gas, electrocutions Yeah, I did it all wearing a sarong Now I, I'll never die I'll live eternal on a server in the sky 'Cause look, I made a box, baby Copy your consciousness across, baby And live forever in a box, baby, baby, baby, baby [ACOLYTES] We are gonna all live forever Living in a box Stack up all the boxes together Exploring space and time at our leisure Living in a box A patent-pending box For forever [OTHO] I am a charismatic man I've got salvation in my pants I found a lot of crazy answers I am good at cults [ACOLYTES] He's really good at running cults He's very good at running cults Yeah he's killing it He's killing it [OTHO] ? (Oh oh) ? (Oh oh) ? [ACOLYTES] He's really good at running cults (Box) He's very good at running cults (Box!) Yeah he's killing it He's killing it [OTHO] Box
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