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Airport Song Lyrics by Original Broadway Cast of Honeymoon in Vegas

Honeymoon in Vegas: The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

2014

[JACK, spoken]
When can I get the next direct flight to Vegas?
[MALE TICKET AGENT, spoken]
Next Thursday
[JACK, spoken]
Next Thursday! Are you insane?
[MALE TICKET AGENT, spoken]
Not to worry sir! We can get you there
[JACK, spoken]
You can?
[MALE TICKET AGENT]
We can put you on the 9:15 to Honolulu
Then to Atlanta
Then on to Vegas
For Wednesday morning
Eight thousand bucks
[JACK, spoken]
Eight grand! I don't have a pot to piss in!
[FEMALE TICKET AGENT #1]
Or we could put you on the 10:35 to Honolulu
Then to
Atlanta
[JACK, spoken]
No, I don't want to go to Atlanta!
[FEMALE TICKET AGENT #1]
Then on to Vegas
Through Cincinnati
[MALE TICKET AGENT]
Whoops, those sold out!
[JACK, spoken]
Ok, I just need to get to Vegas as quickly and directly as--
[TICKET AGENTS]
Or we could put you on the midnight flight
That sends you through the night
[MALE TICKET AGENT]
To Atlanta
[FEMALE TICKET AGENT #2]
Then you'll have chili up in Philly
[MALE TICKET AGENT]
And kielbasa in St. Paul
[TICKET AGENTS]
Oh, St. Paul
[FEMALE TICKET AGENT #1]
Or we could put you on the 8 AM
That goes direct
[JACK, spoken]
YES!
[FEMALE TICKET AGENT #1]
To Fairbanks, Alaska
[TICKET AGENTS]
And once you get to Fairbanks
You not going anywhere at all
La, la, la, la, la
[TICKET AGENTS, spoken]
Have a nice day!
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Original Broadway Cast of Honeymoon in Vegas

Original Broadway Cast of Honeymoon in Vegas

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