Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Today’s Detective Lyrics by Original Cast of A Killer Party

A Killer Party: A New Musical (Original Cast Recording)

2020

[JUSTINE]
Sweet Nancy Drew
Who knew today I'd get to be a detective?
A meter maid who’s doling tickets out in downtown Duluth
I write you up if you park too far in the street
Or fail to feed a meter
Now there’s something sweeter
An actual chance
To wear the pants of a bona fide sleuth
Someone just gave this meter maid a new directive
A murder case that could kick off a new career
I might not be a great detective
But I will be today’s detectivе
The only ticket I’ll be writing is my own tickеt out of here
My own ticket out of here
(Spoken) Oh boy
What do you wear to your premiere investigation?
Is it a trench coat?
Okay, maybe that is too on the nose
What kind of hat when your back’s against the wall?
If this is haven’t solved it
This is I have solved it
What’s too revealing for a killer that you wanna expose?
Someone just gave this meter maid a new directive
A murder case that could kick off a new career
I might not be a great detective
But I will be today’s detective
The only ticket I’ll be writing
Oh I’m gonna need a notebook
God it’s so exciting
Take the handcuffs off the coat hook
Ticket I’ll be writing is my own ticket out of here
Great detective
Credits
Original Cast of A Killer Party

Original Cast of A Killer Party

About “Today’s Detective” by Original Cast of A Killer Party

Read the complete lyrics to "Today’s Detective" by Original Cast of A Killer Party from the album "A Killer Party: A New Musical (Original Cast Recording)" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop, Musicals.

"Today’s Detective" is performed by Original Cast of A Killer Party. from the album "A Killer Party: A New Musical (Original Cast Recording)" in 2020 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Today’s Detective", explore more songs by Original Cast of A Killer Party using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Original Cast of A Killer Party · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Today’s Detective" is credited to Original Cast of A Killer Party. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Today’s Detective" appears on "A Killer Party: A New Musical (Original Cast Recording)" in 2020.

Visit the Original Cast of A Killer Party artist page at /artist/original-cast-of-a-killer-party for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.