Security Meltdown Lyrics by Original Cast of Calvin Berger
Calvin Berger (Original Cast Recording)
2012
[CALVIN] "Less insecure," That's what they say But I'm in high school and let's face it: Everyday is judgement day So what's my fate? I'll have to wait And holy crap! It's almost 7:58! (spoken) I can't be late on the first day of school! You know, other kids are so lucky they don't have to deal with things like this [BRET] I hate my ass It is my jinx It must be made of polyester 'Cause it never ever shrinks The fattest ass in my whole class And all those diet milkshakes do is give me gas! Look at Lady Gaga's butt Is that a perfect butt or what? Soon it will be Christmas I've been good and kind Santa, might you grant a tight behind? Security meltdown I'm having a break down I want boys to drool As I leave the pool In this security meltdown [CALVIN](simultaneously) Security meltdown, oh, oh, ah, ah... Security meltdown [CALVIN AND BRET] Also known as school! [ROSANNA] What will they say In twenty years When they are flipping through the yearbook And a shot of me appears? What is my 'thing'? My claim to fame? Or am I destined to be nothing but a name? Look how Calvin jokes around And Bret says things that sound profound Me, I'm just the 'it' girl Boys like what they see But could 'it' be all there is to me? Security meltdown I'm having a breakdown Cool because you're hot Is truly not so cool In the security meltdown [CALVIN AND BRET] (simultaneously with Rosanna) Security meltdown, oh, oh, ah, ah... Security meltdown [CALVIN, BRET, AND ROSANNA] Also known as school! [MATT] I could make a friend today If I had something cool to say "Yo, they call me Matt." What the heck was that?! Being new would be just fine If I could find the perfect line This could turn out well... Or it could be hell! (overlapping) [BRET] Look at Taylor Johnson's ass Rounded like an hourglass Look at Julie Binder's thighs No wonder she gets all the guys [CALVIN] Look at Alex Nelson's face Not one feature out of place Look at Joe Divino's arms Big as tree trunks [ROSANNA] Look how Lisa tells a joke If I tried that I'd probably choke I'm so boring They'd be snoring [MATT] Look at all the kids pass by Why can't I just go say "Hi"? What's the holdup? (together) [ALL] Call us superficial But here, these facts are real [CALVIN AND BRET] Hearts of gold just don't beat abs of steel! [ROSANNA AND MATT] Security meltdown! Security meltdown! Security meltdown! [CALVIN AND BRET] My eyes My thighs My butt My gut My hips My lips My chin My skin My nose My clothes My flab My scab My hair My wart! [BRET] I'm too damn short! [ROSANNA AND MATT] Security meltdown! Security meltdown! Security meltdown! [CALVIN AND BRET] My eyes My thighs My butt My gut My hips My lips My chin My skin My nose My clothes My flab My scab [ALL] Also known as school!
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