Servin it to ya hot, brown, and stanky like i shat in a teacup
I don't discriminate between an A or a D cup
So if any lady wants a taste of this gravy train, baby just speak up;
Jizz caked to your cheek like it's another one of your facial features
We'll hit the Black Knight like an attack in a fight (with)
Zack Taylor – Power Rangers – Trini Kwan: it's a Yellowknife Rager And if the pussy truly magic like Crookshanks Granger, bro
I'll marry ya and raise strange teenagers in Angel Grove
Nominative Determinism: I'm Alexander the Great
Unstoppably conquering, murder has always been my fate
Karate chop ya wit a donkey's dick, swingin it like a mace
Supersonic percussion: an-agram-atomically rearrange
See I'm The Shit: submit my samples to fecal analysis
Spitting quick witted lyrics so sick your grampa's on dialysis
Sonically sodomizing em, lyrically laying my cock in fools
And this kitsch is still a hobby Rich: I Walk the Jewels
[HOOK:]
See I'm The Fuckin Worst which makes me The Best
But how can I be Britta when I'm kissin on her chest?
I'm The Fuckin Worst which makes me The Best
But how can I be Britta when I'm feelin on her (gasp)
Manually crafting a candle of Kant as I rap, lapping an expanding circle of logic:
Call that waxing philosophic
And I know it's pronounced 'Kahnt' but it flows so fuck it
My mouth is a cunt vomiting blood up into a bucket
Rollin out thought-provoking bars like Roland Barthes
Nunna these otha rappers can touch me: rover probe on Mars Degenerate emanating blazing flames: neutron star
Cadence of irradiated wastelands, space lasers going far
Blonde women fill up my future like Aly Michalka
Hexometrically reflect enemy energy: Star Fox block, bruh
Workin for a herd of Gurkhas in burqas, we're murkin ya
We bust nuts to rupture guts: our puds murder by hernia
We'll slow it down though, I can tell that I'm hurtin ya
I'm just tryna drop knowledge like my man Steve Kirk-(YUH!)
Rap Game Damian Wayne: Evil Demon Beastie Boy
Indulge in perverse pleasures and sadistic freaky joys
I seduce dogs by squeezing their squeaky toys
Doesn't it feel weird to hear me speaking in this creepy voice?
I revel in it
The Devil ain't on my level of malevolence
Other fellas are always jealous, I relegate them to irrelevance
Now I'm Kathleen Hanna, brandishing the katana
Choppin up misogynists like they're goddamn bananas
Consuming chard in large quantities Chinese girl spinning topless that's Michelle Kwan titties
She squirtin in my face: Lil Debbie impression
June 2017: I'm givin pussy lickin lessons
Pushing buttons to cause pleasure, actively killin it
I'm the rappin equivalent to flickin a clitoris
[Refrain:]
Servin it to ya hot, brown, and stanky like i shat in a teacup
I don't discriminate between an A or a D cup
So if any lady wants a taste of this gravy train, baby just speak up;
Jizz caked to your cheek like it's another one of your facial features
We'll hit the Black Knight like an attack in a fight (with)
Zack Taylor – Power Rangers – Trini Kwan: it's a Yellowknife Rager And if the pussy truly magic like Crookshanks Granger, bro
I'll marry ya and raise strange teenagers in Angel Grove
Nominative Determinism: I'm Alexander the Great
Unstoppably conquering, murder has always been my fate
Karate chop ya wit a donkey's dick, swingin it like a mace
Supersonic percussion: an-agram-atomically rearrange
See I'm The Shit: submit my samples to fecal analysis
Spitting quick witted lyrics so sick your grampa's on dialysis
Sonically sodomizing em, lyrically laying my cock in fools
And this kitsch is still a hobby Rich: I Walk the Jewels
[HOOK:]
See I'm The Fuckin Worst which makes me The Best
But how can I be Britta when I'm kissin on her chest?
I'm The Fuckin Worst which makes me The Best
But how can I be Britta when I'm feelin on her (gasp)
