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Total Eclipse of the NARP Lyrics by OUCCC

2018

[Verse 1]
(Turn around)
Every now and then you get a little bit narpy
And you’re never chopping ‘round
(Turn around)
Every now and then you get a little bit tired
Of running round soggy south parks
(Turn around)
Every now and then you get a little bit nervous
That the final spot in Blues has gone by
(Turn around)
Every now and then you get a little bit terrified
And then I see the Varsity team
[Refrain]
(Turn around Paulin)
Every now and then you are a NARP
(Turn around Paulin)
Every now and then you are a NARP
[Chorus]
But I need you in the team
We need you more than ever
And if you only had short shorts
We’ll be Tab-shoeing forever
As you’re always making your plight
‘Cause you’ll never run as long
As that teary MK race crossing the finish line
Your socks stopping your legs peeling off all of the time (all of the time)
I don’t know what to do as you’re always a NARP
You’re living in your garden shed and not in south park
I really need you tonight
With your legs so pasty white
With your legs so pasty white
[Post Chorus]
Once upon a time you could jog,run and move
But now your ankle’s split in half
There’s nothing you can do
A total eclipse of the NARP
Once a season there was a Blues match in life
But now there’s only swings and the park
Nothing we can say
A total eclipse of the NARP
[Refrain]
(Turn around Paulin)
Every now and then you are a NARP
(Turn around Paulin)
Every now and then you are a NARP
[Chorus]
But I need you in the team
We need you more than ever
And if you only had short shorts
We’ll be Tab-shoeing forever
As you’re always making your plight
‘Cause you’ll never run as long
As that teary MK race crossing the finish line
Your socks stopping your legs peeling off all of the time (all of the time)
I don’t know what to do as you’re always a NARP
You’re living in your garden shed and not in south park
I really need you tonight
With your legs so pasty white
With your legs so pasty white
[Post Chorus]
Once upon a time you could jog, run and move
But now your ankle’s split in half
There’s nothing you can do
A total eclipse of the NARP
A total eclipse of the NARP
A total eclipse of the NARP
[Outro]
(Turn around Paulin)
(Turn around Paulin)
(Turn around)
Credits
OUCCC

OUCCC

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