[Intro: Announcer]
S-s-s-super SMAAAAASH BROTHERS
[Verse 1: W!SE the all.E - Jigglypuff/T-Pain]
So all I do is win, win, win no matter what
Whether rockin' the Jiggly or the Wiggly tough
I-I-I'm gon' spin around all over Pallet Town
Slam you to the ground
LIGHTS OUT! Rest in Peace, I'm putting you to sleep (Shawtaaay!)
Just ask the Professor Whoah-Oh-Oak!
S-s-step into my zone you getting chopped and choked
Like a Slowpoke, while I be chillin' like "FREEZE!"
~Jiiiiggulleeeeeey~
[Verse 2: MC Final Sigma - Luigi/Big L]
If you're looking to catch an L, well then stop hops, you're in luck
I leave you horror-struck and sure to suck more than a Poltergust
The gravity-defier, cuz I'm known to leap higher
Got green fire, but it ain't no Patty's Day deep fryer
I'm just Luigi, the brother that wasn't invited to bash
So I decided to crash, started to smash, and did the monster mash
So sure you can all approach, but then it's adios
'Cuz like you're lamping in my mansion, man, you gotta ghost, get gone
[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Brothaaaaz
Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy
Supa Smash Sistaaaaz
Either you is a man or you is a babaaay (Woah!)
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
S'il vous plait melee, either way
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers
[Verse 3: J.ME the Sista' Danius - Sheik (Zelda)/Nicki Minaj]
I might not be a queen but I'm definitely a princess
Who you think you are tryin' to claim my riches?
You're a bum who mows lawns for rupees
And thinks flutes will make me wanna be your groupie, dude, please!
Gimme the blonde hair, long weave, short cuts (uhn!)
Running the gauntlet, uh huh, Sheik-ah! (Woop!)
Apparently you only lay pipes for Epona
Either way this Ship has sailed, ARRRGH, Tetra!
I betchya if I asked for a sammich
You'd think it was a euphemism for "Ganon"
Get lost on the way to the kitchen
Lookin' for a damsel in a dungeon, Mario, Sonic (Mario, Sonic)
You boys are all the same
Don't take wisdom, courage, or power to see you're lame
"The Princess in another castle?" (Ha ha!)
Here's what it's really about: It's just another girls' night out
You know we whippin' out the duck face
(Muahhhhh)
[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Faaathaaaz
Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy (yah hee!)
Supa Smash Mothaaaaz
Either you is a man or you is a babaaay (aaaw yeeeah)
(Woah!)
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
S'il vous plait melee, either way
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers
[Verse 4: Cam3 - Mewtwo/2Pac]
A product of horrific gene splicing
Mixed with Mew's DNA (Mew's DNA)
Created the Legendary Psychic-type
That you see today (you see today)
One of the strongest Pocket Monsters
Feel the wrath of a menace
Once I blew up Pokémon Mansion
My spot in Smash Bros. cemented (Feel me!)
From the West siiiide
Of Cerulean City (West siiiide)
Soon as I Teleport on the scene
Mewtwo is in the building (ha ha)
I'm Kanto's Most Wanted
Number 150 (number one hundred)
Locked in the Unknown Dungeon (c'mon)
Waiting on foes... to come and get me!
They find me too violent
Quick to calling me crazy (craaazay)
Do a couple of movies
Now they all wanna Melee (melee)
Picture me rollin' up my energy
I blast shots at these mascots
Toss a Shadow Ball on my enemies (Shadow Ballin'!)
Nasty Plotting on Fox
Show Ness who's best at PK
Jigglypuff, I'll hit 'em up
And then I'll bust on DK (bust on DK)
They say I'm hard to control
Only Arceus knows if I'll win
If I fall before the Brawl's over
Will I rise again?
[Verse 5: W!SE the all.E - Mr. Game & Watch/Kendrick Lamar]
Watch and learn
C-c-caution: I'mma burn you first time noobs and veteran tough dudes
From the Famicom up into the Wii U
I've got the hand of God, tending to the barbecue
Blip, Blip, flip the bacon
Listen, I'm amazin'
Keyboard warriors and Call of Duty fans step back
I'm the O.G. DM new-age classic Big Bad
[Verse 6: DiGi Valentine - Donkey Kong/Notorious B.I.G. & Diddy Kong/P. Diddy]
(Bad Boy)
Super Nintendo, that is what I'm on (aaaight)
Ain't no other place you would catch Donkey Kong (ah ha)
Hands on the ground, hit 'em loud, gone and broke ya (yeah)
Got two ties, one of them is to choke ya
Killer gorilla that is built like steel (ha ha)
Spin my fist like a wheel, got you slippin' on banana peel (I like this)
Diddy pass the gat, watch them go and run (it's all good)
I bang on these suckers like a conga drum, uh (woo!)
[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Faaathaaaz
Even on the Termina Bay
Supa Smash Mothaaaaz
Nothin' will make me ever fly away (Woah!)
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
Got a problem? Just say it to my face, man
I'll resolve it with a DK (uh huh), yeah, I'll resolve it with a DK
AaaaaAAAAAAWWW WOO!
Supa Smash Brothaaaz
We be representin' MC Master Hand for life (Hiya!)
Supa Smash Sistaaaaz
Go down in cosplay history like Mr. Cloud Strife (Woah!)
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
Zero Suit Samus, that's my wife!
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers
[Outro]
