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The Closer Lyrics by P∅17

2017

"When Mexico sends its people...they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists"

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity"

"“I talk to a lot of Democrats about that. They’re like, ‘But it’s freezing, and then it’s hot!’ And I’m like, ‘Yeah, it’s called weather. That’s what happens.’”

"Donald Trump just has always elevated women to the highest echelons."

"Well, but he doesn’t hurl personal insults."

"U.S. Constitution is under attack from Fundamentalist Islam and Sharia"

"Obama has consistently sided with the jihad force"

"Why are we letting these terrorists into our country is the question"

"Islam is not peaceful and comfortable religion. Islam is a totalitarian, violent, intolerant religion."

Time for the world to know what we are, guys....

[Verse 1: PØ17]

Let's get it going guys, time to check your calendar
Today's the day we put on a better show than Rowan Gallagher
We'll burn our foes out by striking a lighter
And burn the gas before you can say "FIRE!!!"
First things first, let's open up the Folder
And take out a leaf from Mo the Closer
'Cause we gonna rip the Foes with a nice hard cutter
And use Supa Hot Fire to melt 'em like butter

Up first, we bring up the dickhead, Mr. Hannity
Dictionary, look him up, he's the picture for insanity
Stay right here, boy, you ain't going out easy
We ain't dropping you out like you did at Adelphi
Got Gingrich on the show, he has his head
Far up his ass, and it's poisoned with lead
Following the bitch Cristina Laila on Twitter
You're lucky that P∅17 ain't your babysitter
Otherwise, I'd light you up like a light
I'd go Ali on you, and you'd die in the fight
I can't want to see your face when you die of shock
When you realize Trump's times ticking' off the clock

*tick* *tock* *tick* *tock*

[Verse 2: PØ17]

Up next on the block is Cristina Laila
If I knew the right people, I would ship her to Venezuela
Making up shit about Muslims and Sharia
But she looks like a slut that gives dudes gonorrhea
1915 is right on her mouth
But it looks like she's taking a big dick in the mouth
Get rid of that bitch, she's nothing but a witch
When we're done with this track, she'll need more than one stitch
One last thing, bitch, I got a message for you:
I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you
Now, on to Ann Coulter, let's get through this in a hurry
She looks like she got last in the Kentucky Derby
Nothing but a xenophobic homophobic scarecrow
Looking like Big Bird on too much tobacco

[DJ Synonym Roll]

PØ17!

[PØ17]

Don't worry, bro, you'll get your turn

[Verse 3: PØ17]

Now we got the crybaby Tomi Lahren
She don't fuck with anything that comes from a foreign
Calling Black Lives Matter the new Ku Klux Klan
And dissin on Kap for refusing to stand
Listen up bitch, please get off the Blaze
Before I give you a right hook like old Woody Hayes
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