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Slay Balls Lyrics by Pamperson

Jamie’s Christain Holiday!

2022

(8lak3_)
It's Christmas time, but I'm feeling low
I'm stuck with a jerk named Aranamor, i want him to go
Treats me bad, brings me down
Wish he would change, too many frowns

Sleigh ride, sleigh ride, sleigh ride, sleigh ride
A gay jerk named Arana on Christmas night
Sleigh ride, sleigh ride, sleigh ride, sleigh ride
Misery and pain on this festive time

He's selfish and rude, he never thinks of me
He cares about himself, and well, Tani
I'm tired of his ways, I want to break free
But it's Christmas time, and he's stuck with me

Sleigh ride, sleigh ride, sleigh ride, sleigh ride
A gay jerk named Arana on Christmas night
Sleigh ride, sleigh ride, sleigh ride, sleigh ride
Misery and pain on this festive time

I want to leave him, find someone new
Someone who treats me right, loving and true
But for now, I'm stuck with a gay jerk Aranamor
And I'll have to endure his ways, until I find a better whore
Sleigh ride (x12)
A gay jerk named Arana on Christmas night
Sleigh ride (x8)
Misery and pain on this festive night
Misery and pain on this festive time

(Pamperson)
Slaying all these bitches that are hitting my DMs, it’s
Christmas time, get the fuck outta my life, I’m
In a fucking Hellcat, going like I’m hot damn
Hitting the roof tops, only a few

Eating cookies drinking milk
Sucking dick Santa ain’t real
Little kids are playing to the
Tunes made by babies

Yes I am a little baby
Hot as hell like I’m Da Baby
CL16 is my daddy
Aranamor give me Addie

Singing to the bells
Shelf like its an elf
Wrap the Christmas presents
Enjoy Christmas parents

Shiny ara nose
Rudolph like I knows
Easy peasy lemon squeezy
These hoes making me feel queasy

Got the hoes on, onto my sheets
Get the doors closed, closing shit up
In a closet, it’s a boy, that
Got coal for Christmas
Motherfuckin loser

(TaniRift)
Can you believe it guys! Christmas! Just a week away!
Christmas is in a week! Woo Hoo! I'm so happy about this information!
Christmas! Just a week away! Oh wow! Can you believe it! Christmas!
Just in a week! It got here so fast! Wow! Christmas!

Yeah it Christmas
Peg those Santa cheeks
I got your mom on the sleigh posting those only fans leaks
I'm so addicted stockings
Let me see those feet
I filled up your dad as well
It only took two weeks

Rudolf got a red nose it look like Aranamor
If i loved Tsukasa, i'd be the one to summon her
To beloved her, don't suffer her
But wait
I don't have a fanfic
Would be the Christmas for me but Aranamor is far fetched
Doesn't like me 'cause I'm Hispanic, he always mentions I'm not romantic, he always complains 'cause I'm so fucking frantic
I mean Aranamor, when was the last time you and Blake can lick
The only present you gave to Blake this year was a beater cheater knuckle sandwich
And all you care is those lemur bee eater tweeter fucking cat heaters

I mean, once in a while you'd stop talking about animals and think about Blake for once
The cheating is kind of a problem
But at this point, we've accepted it. It's fine, Aranamor
We know you're a horrible person
Anyways, Merry Christmas
Happy New Year's
Happy birthday, it's your birthday
Fuck you Aranamor
I hope your present is your North Korea, fucking mom that will come to your house and hopefully ruin your Christmas and New Year's
Thank you
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About “Slay Balls” by Pamperson

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