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Nice Car! (Shame About Your Penis) Lyrics by Pandora Boxx

2012

[Verse 1: Pandora Boxx]
I, I, I, I, I see you looking at me
Driving down the street in a red Ferrari
I can tell that you like what you see
You're giving me a wink and you wanna get naughty
The other girls may stop and stare
But I know what you're hiding under there
(Boy let me look at your ride)
Ju-Ju-Ju-Jumbo rims and gold bloody wheels
Black leather seats in your automobile
Custom paint job, V8 engine
Someone aught to stage an intervention
Just one car with so much bling
I know that can only mean one thing
(How disappointing)
[Pre-Chorus: Shango & Pandora Boxx]
Take away- Take away- Take away- Take away-
Take away the fancy cars (Yeah)
And there's a man who can't drive far (Drive far)
Take away the fancy cars
And there's a man who can't ride hard (Ride hard)
Take away the fancy bling (Yeah)
And there's a man with a tiny thing (Tiny thing)
Take away the fancy bling
And you will have to hear me say
[Chorus: Pandora Boxx]
Nice car, car, car, car, car, car
Car, car, car, car, car, car, car
Shame about your penis!
Nice car, car, car, car, car, car
Car, car, car, car, car, car, car
It's a shame about your dick
[Verse 2: Pandora Boxx]
It's a sex toy
Your ego masturbation
Yeah you're the king of compensation
All this horsepower's quite excessive
I bet under your hood it's less impressive
(Studies show that the price of one's car is inversely proportional to the size of one's dick)
You-you-you-you're the type of guy who flaunts his checks
Driving an inferiority complex
You don't see, it's just not working
Gag and hump me with your little gherkin
(Where's my magnifying glass?)
Drag racing through town in your big hot rod
I sit on your pants
Ew you just blew your wad
(Gross)
[Pre-Chorus: Shango & Pandora Boxx]
Take away- Take away- Take away- Take away-
Take away the fancy cars (Yeah)
And there's a man who can't drive far (Drive far)
Take away the fancy cars
And there's a man who can't ride hard (Ride hard)
Take away the fancy bling (Yeah)
And there's a man with a tiny thing (Tiny thing)
Take away the fancy bling
And you will have to hear me say
[Chorus: Pandora Boxx]
Nice car, car, car, car, car, car
Car, car, car, car, car, car, car
Shame about your penis!
Nice car, car, car, car, car, car
Car, car, car, car, car, car, car
It's a shame about your dick
[Bridge: Pandora Boxx]
Shame about your penis!
Shame about your penis!
It's a shame about your dick
Shame about your penis!
Shame about your penis!
It's a shame about your dick
[Verse 3: Pandora Boxx]
I spot you in your Lamborghini
Knowing you've got a teenie weenie
Oh, you've got a monster truck
You must be a lousy fuck
Mr. Beefcake drives a hummer?
Giving head would be a bummer
(I could floss with that thing)
I've had it with you and your tired cliché
I'd rather date a guy with a beat up Hyundai
[Pre-Chorus: Shango & Pandora Boxx]
Take away- Take away- Take away- Take away-
Take away the fancy cars (Yeah)
And there's a man who can't drive far (Drive far)
Take away the fancy cars
And there's a man who can't ride hard (Ride hard)
Take away the fancy bling (Yeah)
And there's a man with a tiny thing (Tiny thing)
Take away the fancy bling
And you will have to hear me say
[Chorus: Pandora Boxx]
Nice car, car, car, car, car, car
Car, car, car, car, car, car, car
Shame about your penis!
Nice car, car, car, car, car, car
Car, car, car, car, car, car, car
It's a shame about your dick
Credits
Pandora Boxx

Pandora Boxx

About “Nice Car! (Shame About Your Penis)” by Pandora Boxx

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