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Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time Lyrics by Panic! at the Disco

Death of a Bachelor

2015

[Audio sample from The B-52's "Rock Lobster"]
[Refrain]
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright, it's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though
[Verse 1]
Who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
No liquor left on the shelf
I should prob'ly introduce myself
You shoulda' seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
I was the king of this hologram
Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
Memories tend to just pop up
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
Five thousand people with designer drugs
Don't think I'll ever get enough
(Don't think I'll ever get enough)
[Audio sample from B52's "Rock Lobster"]
[Chorus]
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise Hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time
[Refrain]
It's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though
Alright, alright
It's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though
[Verse 2]
What are these footprints?
They don't look very human-like
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose
I wanna wake up
Can't even tell if this is a dream
How did we end up in my neighbor's pool
Upside-down with a perfect view?
Bar to bar at the speed of sound
Fancy feet dancing through this town
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
Don't think I'll ever get it now
(Don't think I'll ever get it now)
[Chorus]
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise Hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time
[Bridge]
I'm a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work
I've told you time and time again
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
And we all fell down when the sun came up
I think we've had enough
[Refrain]
Alright, alright, it's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though
[Chorus]
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise Hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time
Credits
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About “Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time” by Panic! at the Disco

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