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At The Mall Lyrics by Pansy Division

Total Entertainment!

2003

[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 1: Jon Ginoli]
At the mall is where I want to be
A place where they have everything I need
I love the way their fountains always pour
And the way that they get trees to grow indoors
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 2: Chris Freeman]
You could see a movie right next door
Where there used to be one screen, now there's 24
No X-rated, NC-17
The mall is nothing if not safe and clean
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 3: Patrick Goodwin]
At the mall there’s no gay bars or porn
A place where polyester's often worn
I hope I find an easy parking spot
Or I might be forced to walk 2 blocks
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 4: Jon Ginoli]
Teenage girls hang out and looks for males
When they get bored, they head in for the sales
Power walkers get their exercise
And diet pills to shrink their thunder thighs
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 5: Chris Freeman]
At the mall they don't sell drugs or booze
But there’s 50 different places to buy shoes
My Walkman plays the CDs that I bought
Cause anything I want, Sam Goody's got
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 6: Luis Illades]
The clerks inside the mall are rather rude
Retail queens with major attitude
If I'm broke I won't take it too hard
Cause I'm a smart shopper with five (FIVE!) credit cards
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 7: Jon Ginoli]
At the mall it's never hot or cold
24 hours complete climate control
Escalators move from floor to floor
I ride them all day long and don't get bored
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 8: Chris Freeman]
When I'm hungry the mall is where I pick
To eat the food at Hot Dog On A Stick
Folks might say the mall is kind of bland
But the food court has fast food from many lands
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 9: Patrick Goodwin]
In the men’s room you’ll find glory holes
But be careful of the hairy trolls
Free sex at the mall can be so rad
One time I sucked off my best friend's dad
(I cruise the bathrooms)
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 10: Jon Ginoli]
At the mall it’s always safe at night
Fluorescent lights forever burning bright
It's so well-lit I know I won't get robbed
My dream is that someday I'll get a job …at!
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
[Verse 11: Luis Illades]
Every town as far as I can see
A Starbucks on every corner built for me
America is standing proud and tall
Cause now the whole goddamn country is a mall
[Chorus]
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
At the mall, at the mall, ah-oo, ah-oo
Credits
Pansy Division

Pansy Division

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