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Weight Watchers Lyrics by Parallel dance ensemble

Turtle Pizza Cadillac

2009

I eat my candy, makes me feel alright
I hold my candy, till my jeans are tight
I eat my candy, makes me feel alright
I hold my candy, till my jeans are tight

Boys all mack me for my tail
Act like they got out of jail
See my frame and they go pale
I smashed these chicas, she too frail

Boys all swept me in the vette
Bony bitch trying to trip
Eat that ice cream, lick the tip
Sweet this the zip, case we just thick

Can't compare me to the rest
Can't quite fill out half your dress
Damn my flow, dont know whats next
You see my stock unto the best

Eat a sundae every Monday
Popsicles in my Hyundai
Never race to lose the weight
I have it too, I eat my cake

I keep on jocking until my sweat leaves me cold
My mother said I should eat an ice cream cone

I eat my candy, makes me feel alright
I hold my candy, till my jeans are tight
I eat my candy, makes me feel alright
I hold my candy, till my jeans are tight

Cause commotions
Soothes like lotion
My love potions gets you fresh
You feel a wide range of emotions
Carve my name into your desk
Upgrade them pawns, come to my fortress
Realize I'm not your ex
I say hi bro, we do taebo, don't need lipo, you got the best

Laser lights and discount flights
I'm just a girl you kinda like
In retrospect, I hadn't decided
Until tonight if that's alright

We'll work out fine, cause I designed
Our destiny, I'm sure you'll find
Like exercise, put in the time
You'll like me 10 times out of 9

I keep on jocking until my sweat leaves me cold
My mother said I should eat an ice cream cone

I eat my candy, makes me feel alright
I hold my candy, till my jeans are tight
I eat my candy, makes me feel alright
I hold my candy, till my jeans are tight
I eat my candy, makes me feel alright
I hold my candy, till my jeans are tight

Ooooooh, tonight
On my list, if I have the time
Ooooooh, tonight
On my list, if I have the time
Ooooooh, tonight
On my list, if I have the time

About “Weight Watchers” by Parallel dance ensemble

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"Weight Watchers" appears on "Turtle Pizza Cadillac" in 2009.

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