I'll make the Jokerr cry if he wants beef and slap his face so hard The tears blow off and penetrate through concrete At a speed so accurate that we both die after it 'Cause each individual atom split Nuclear death, drag him to the afterlife After they cap a life when I kill the bastard twice Resurrected to spit flames insane Cause on scale I'll get more 10's than 5th Grade From any judge when the battle commits Grind Time, URL, Yea! We can make it happen bitch We can bring it to the King Of The Dot Where I'll jack the Jokerr and make him fold on spot With the hand that I hold on top Flip his whole block like a Rubik's Cube when I throw shots Who is you to dance with the Devil Dog When your rhymes have no substance, they just fall No content or signs of being conscious I don't even know why I'm entering in this contest I'm beyond you, matter of fact I'll be the only contestant that you wouldn't dare respond to You're petrified of the genocide And court jester just means you'll be the first to testify When my arms strike Hit J-O with the K and put him in the E-R twice If its beef then its beef for life No truce, You play flutes? But can't even play your card right? You've been in the shit for twice as long Yet we're stuck in the same spot, so what the fuck went wrong?! From what I heard, you had a killing on Myspace But now you're on the book grilling the image of my face All mad and shit, cause I've made more Jokers disappear Than a David Blaine magic trick You maggot bitch with cum in your throat You wouldn't even get ass if you were the butt of your own joke No point until I prove one Your last diss was ballsy, by now you should've grew some All because he disagreed with your charge fees? So you make a bitch move like dog fleas? Motherfucker I run the heartbeat of this one man army With a verse that is omni Godly lyricism, flow that could part seas I'm the reason why art bleeds and iPods breathe Sad story that I have to tell So hate me cause I fucked Lady Maribelle From the back 'till her vag was swelled, she had to yell On the carousel until the castle fell So what's a Jester to a Jedi with anger? What the fuck is a sword compared to a lightsaber? And fuck your chopper spittin', I'll pop a written 'Till your image looks like the top of a helicopter hit it I'm a beast and you can see why Which leads to the next letter I will have to write to D-Pryde That little faggot geek would get more than shattered teeth If he ever found it in his heart to battle me But he won't hope he takes this as a compliment And since he's signed, I guess he'll have to deal with the consequence But for now I could use that 500 bucks And the exposure from actually showing the Jokerr up On his own track, The Galore Of stealing the spotlight better than "Ever Before"
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