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Love In The Time Of The Senior Discount Lyrics by Pat Nason

Nearly New

2014

Love In The Time Of The Senior Discount
By Pat Nason (c) 2012
Verse One
I'm old, I'm out of shape and I smell bad
But I'm yours
My teeth are brown and yellow
Kind of like the color of my drawers
And I've spent up all my money
I've been broke so long I'm used to being poor
I'm old, I'm out of shape and I smell bad
But I'm yours
Chorus One
Years and years ago we made a promise
We would always be together
Our love was young and true and we both knew
That it was made to last forever
Now I'm tired all the time
And my hearing's shot
And all my joints are sore
I'm old, I'm out of shape and I smell bad but I'm yours
Verse Two
And you're getting up in years and you're cranky
But you're mine
Every night you fall apart
And you're in bed and sound asleep by nine
But baby I still love you
And I still want you even after all this time
You're getting up in years and you're cranky
But you're mine
Chorus Two
And sometimes when you hold my hand
And look into my eyes, it's just amazing
I still see that pretty girl who stole my heart
And gave me love and drove me crazy
Now you're body's gone to hell
It's just a lucky thing for us
That love is blind
You're getting up in years and you're cranky
Tag
And we still have lots of fun, and we get the job done
When we get behind closed doors
I'm old, I'm out of shape and I smell bad but I'm yours
Credits
Pat Nason

Pat Nason

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"Love In The Time Of The Senior Discount" appears on "Nearly New" in 2014.

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