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Screwtopia Lyrics by Patterson Hood

Murdering Oscar (and Other Love Songs)

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I'm your knight in shining armor
You don't have to work that job anymore
Buy a house in the 'burbs, two-car garage
Shrubberies and a birdbath
Keep you safe, warm, and dry
Keep the tears from your eyes
Keep you pregnant all the time
Name them Skip, Paul, and George
Maybe even have a girl
We'll name her after mom
Come on, baby, take my hand
SUV or minivan?
Keep you happy and sedated
Who needs to be liberated?
You've got me, you've got me
If you got something in your head
That makes you think there's something else
Maybe the doctor can give you something to make you forget
Promise I will hold you tight
I will make you scream all night
Bills will get paid on time
The birthday poem I write you will rhyme
Son, here's a loaded gun
Try not to hurt no one
You were with my friend Clyde
He was my best friend till they pulled his face out of the dashboard
And I always thought you were too good for him
Let me take you for a spin
I'll take you home
I'll take you home
And everything will be just fine
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Patterson Hood

Patterson Hood

About “Screwtopia” by Patterson Hood

Read the complete lyrics to "Screwtopia" by Patterson Hood from the album "Murdering Oscar (and Other Love Songs)". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Screwtopia" is performed by Patterson Hood. from the album "Murdering Oscar (and Other Love Songs)" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Screwtopia", explore more songs by Patterson Hood using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Screwtopia" is credited to Patterson Hood. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Screwtopia" appears on "Murdering Oscar (and Other Love Songs)".

Visit the Patterson Hood artist page at /artist/patterson-hood for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.