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Flat Footed Woman Lyrics by Patto

Roll ’Em Smoke ’Em Put Another Line Out

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You can come in a souped-up car
With the siren blasting
Ooh look at you
You're my flat-footed woman
But you've got your tiny hand upon my heart
You're my flat-footed woman
Yeah we're never ever gonna part
I'm like a jack going back to the woodpile
I'm like deadwood falling from a sawblade
I've got nothing but love keeping me strong
I've got nothing but love keeping me alive
I'm like a moose cutting loose from a forest fire
I'm like a Scotsman making with a cool shade
I've got nothing but fear for the big heat
I've got nothing but love for your flat feet
You're my flat-footed woman
But you've got your tiny hand upon my heart
You're my flat-footed woman
Yeah girl, we're never ever gonna part
I'm like a storm being born, I'm invisible
I'm like a big white kind of mountain
I've got nothing but love keeping me here
I've got nothing but love making me surprised
I really am Superman, what the? Who the?
I really care when they hit you with a ruler
I've got nothing but love keeping me sweet
I've got nothing but love for your flat feet
You're my flat-footed woman
But you've got your tiny hand upon my heart
You're my flat-footed woman
Yeah we're never ever gonna part
I'm like a deaf-mute being told he's got bad breath
I'm like an absent-minded elephant
I've got nothing but love for the suite I'm in
I'll put an operation for your double chin
God bless them cavemen, beating on rocks, put in their radios
I don't believe in Father Christmas
I've got nothing but love for the backbeat
I've got nothing but love for your flat feet
You're my flat-footed woman
But you've got your tiny hand upon my heart
You're my flat-footed woman
Girl, we're never ever gonna part
Yeah that's the truth
Get the best surgeon in town
Just me and you, babe
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Patto

Patto

About “Flat Footed Woman” by Patto

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"Flat Footed Woman" is credited to Patto. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Flat Footed Woman" appears on "Roll ’Em Smoke ’Em Put Another Line Out".

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