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You’ve Got No Life Skills, Baby! Lyrics by Paul Draper

Cult Leader Tactics

2022

[Intro]
I’m not as useless as you think I am
I think you caught me at the perfect wrong time
[Verse 1]
She’s using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
Because you dug yourself into a hole
I’ll never find your reasons
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go
[Chorus]
But you claim
You’ve got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don’t want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
Now lеt that be the end
[Post-Chorus]
I can accomplish things you’d nеver dream
I possess life skills that you’ve never seen
[Verse]
She’s using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
Because you dug yourself into a hole
I’ll never find your reasons
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go
[Chorus]
But you claim
You’ve got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don’t want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
[Post-Chorus]
You’re just a man child stupid
And my friends say you’re useless
Let’s have sex so this don’t end in war
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
[Bridge]
On a much more serious note, I never told you
I’m a lean mean cleaning machine
I’ll even do your vacuum cleaning
But your ironing that ain’t for me
That ain’t for me
[Chorus]
You’ve got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids I don’t want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
[Outro]
You’re just a man child stupid
And my friends say you’re useless
Let’s have sex so this don’t end in war
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
Now let that be the end
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Paul Draper

Paul Draper

About “You’ve Got No Life Skills, Baby!” by Paul Draper

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