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When Grandma Attacks Lyrics by Pciphidic

The Monolith

2023

[Verse 1]
Look at little grandma all asleep
On her sofa watching her TV
Little did she know
Someone’s opened her window
And next morning she’s nowhere to be seen
Grandmas all around will disappear
And then the public will fall into fear
Where have they gone
Off their rocking chair and lawn
Well maybe you could lend me your ear
[Chorus 1]
This world is simply imperfect
And I’ve spent years set to fix it
Now you’ll all run for shelter
When you see my army of elders
I’m using grandmas as soldiers
Knitting needlеs stuck through your shoulders
Here thеy come as you gaze
So you better count your days
[Verse 2]
Army helmets fit for raisin skin
Yellow smiles drooping to their chin
Now they’re marching with their canes
As I control their brains
Telling them to go and get a win
They’ll kill you with their stories and their guns
As far as they know, they’re just having fun
Hypnotized and foggy eyes, they’re ripe for mind control
So their muscles once again can rock and roll
[Chorus 2]
They’re out for blood, once more
Worn out bones knocking down your door
The people will finally come to see
And they’ll grovel at my feet
But a lesson must be taught
On this world that we let rot
And there’s nothing you can do
Now granny’s got a bone to pick with you
[Verse 3]
Pick a fight
With an old lady, dead of night
You fight all right
She’s clammy and she’s flaky
You are scared and cold
But now this war is getting old
Literally, it’s old ladies
She has a knife
And she attacks, you parry right
She wants your life
To end, she wants to end your life
But you can disarm her
But you don’t want to harm her
She used to bake banana bread
Now she only wants your head
[Bridge]
And all of you will shout
What the hell is this about
And none of you will see
That pollution was the key
You’re killing all the fish (All the fish)
And it kinda makes me pissed (Makes me pissed)
So the obvious solution
Is a grandma revolution
[Chorus 3]
They are completely vile
They’re mind controlled and senile
Even though they used to
Be so nice to you
Oh oh and yes, they’re an army
But I just can’t say I’m sorry
Won’t anybody stop me
Nobody can stop me now
Nobody can stop me now, oh no
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Pciphidic

Pciphidic

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