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Lonsdale Creps Lyrics by Drilla J

2020

[Intro: Drilla J]
Jango on this one
It's Drilla J and I'm back on the track
It's Drilla J and I'm back on the─
[Chorus: Drilla J & P.Dough]
It's Drilla J and I'm back on the track
Bunned a zoot, had an asthma attack
Opps wanna play, they say I'm gay
Just 'cause they caught me jacking off Jack
Ayo B
My name is Jack
Or P.Dough and don't ask, "Why's that?"
Crap, bird just shat on my Lonsdale creps
I gotta take 'em back
[Verse 1: Drilla J]
Bro put hash in the dash
We skrt in his Corsa lookin' for gash
Maccy D's and we preeing a lass
"Oi yo babes, give us a flash!"
B said "nah" so we all fled
She was twelve and I don't mean a fed
P Dough pulled up on a ped
That girl's now givin' him head
And shoulders
My G's got bad dandruff
But had a peng willy
Like Uncle Ricky
Free that brudda from handcuffs
And I won't bluff
Your dad ain't tough
Despite him lookin' like Bronson
You was at school gettin' nonced
I was on the wing call me Adam Johnson
[Verse 2: Drilla J]
Now I'm linkin' a B
Her name is Jean
This time, the girl isn't a teen
Oi nah! She looks like the Queen
I get her wet when I gun lean
Car boot jeans, that's what I wear
Shoutout bro lent me a pair
Push an opp down the stair
Snip, dip, cut off his puberty hair
[Chorus: Drilla J & P.Dough]
It's Drilla J and I'm back on the track
Bunned a zoot, had an asthma attack
Opps wanna play, they say I'm gay
Just 'cause they caught me jacking off Jack
Ayo B
My name is Jack
Or P.Dough and don't ask, "Why's that?"
Crap, bird just shat on my Lonsdale creps
I gotta take 'em back
[Verse 3: P.Dough]
Wagwan miss
My name's P.Dough
But I ain't a pedo
Your dad, he wears chinos
And looks ten times fatter than Deno
He takes off boys Speedos
And bums 'em in the back of his Clio (Clio)
They know, I'll chef 'em up with a shank
B-b-bare lube when I wank
See an opp boy and I give him a spank
Play wit' his D, LGBT
Man came out of the closet like Frank
Now I'm always thinkin' bout cocks
I can't even stop, give me some more
Doin' boner rails all night
Who got the white?
Wroetoshaw
And by white we talkin' 'bout Dib Dab
Hittin' that big bag like I'm a boxer
I got fake ID, imposter
Now I get served when buyin' a Monster
Phone call from my G, Unknown T
I ain't tryna flex
He said too much gyally on me
Why?
It's 'cause of my Lonsdale creps
[Chorus: Drilla J & P.Dough]
It's Drilla J and I'm back on the track
Bunned a zoot, had an asthma attack
Opps wanna play, they say I'm gay
Just 'cause they caught me jacking off Jack
Ayo B
My name is Jack
Or P.Dough and don't ask, "Why's that?"
Crap, bird just shat on my Lonsdale creps
I gotta take 'em back
[Post-Chorus: Drilla J & P.Dough]
It's Drilla J and I'm back on the track
Bunned a zoot, had an asthma attack
Opps wanna play, they say I'm gay
Just 'cause they caught me jacking off Jack
Ayo B
My name is Jack
Or P.Dough and don't ask, "Why's that?"
Crap, bird just shat on my Lonsdale creps
I gotta take 'em back
[Outro]
"Oi G what creps you got on?"
"Just some Asda's my mum bought me yesterday"
"Oi shutup rudeboy your creps are dusty fam!"
"What creps you go on?"
"These are fucking Lonsdale creps G, not even allowed these joints at school, man still wears them, suck your mum"
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Drilla J

Drilla J

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