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Christmas Kinda Sucks Lyrics by Peach PRC

I’ve Been Bad, Santa

2021

[Verse 1]
This Christmas kinda sucks
This tree looks kinda high, then again so do I
Can't smoke up a mistletoe, but damn I tried
I hate this winter theme, it's 38 degrees
A bump's the only snow I'll ever see
[Pre Chorus]
Warming my soul with the coal stripping on the North Pole
Maybe I'm just a little too old
Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white
My gingerbread house is on fire
[Chorus]
So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
And I know I should be happy enough
But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
I think Christmas kinda sucks
So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
And I know I should be happy enough
But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
I think Christmas kinda sucks
[Verse 2]
This Christmas kinda sucks
My parеnts hate their exеs, so I split between addresses
Avoiding conversations with the less progressive
Now I hate to complain, but it's just another day
I'd rather take a brandy than a candy cane
[Pre Chorus]
Warming my soul with the coal stripping on the North Pole
Maybe I'm just a little too old
Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white
My gingerbread house is on fire
[Chorus]
So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
And I know I should be happy enough
But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
I think Christmas kinda sucks
So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
And I know I should be happy enough
But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
I think Christmas kinda sucks
[Outro]
Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
And I know I should be happy enough
But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
I think Christmas kinda sucks
Credits
Peach PRC

Peach PRC

About “Christmas Kinda Sucks” by Peach PRC

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"Christmas Kinda Sucks" appears on "I’ve Been Bad, Santa" in 2021.

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